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Watch What Happens Live - Season 9

As you know, I'll be sharing some Watch What Happens Live posts sporadically throughout the week, and for Monday's show, I was in full recap mode.  For last night's episode, I tried to go less recap/more highlight reel to see which style our wonderful readers prefer.  Please sound off with your opinions in the comments section!

Andy Cohen's guests last night were former Real Housewives of Atlanta star Kim Zolciak Biermann and Tony award winner and writer Harvey Fierstein.  The leading lady of Harvey's Broadway hit Kinky Boots is the bartender.  Harvey thinks Kim's hair is real (um, does he need glasses?), clarifying, if she bought it, it's really hers.  Fair enough.  If I close my eyes and just listen to Harvey's voice, I can easily picture Big Ang from Mob Wives!

The drinking game alert is "boots" (said thirty times throughout the show!), and we learn that Kim keeps all her old pregnancy tests.  Ew.

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Last night I had a nightmare; a giant wig was taking over, smothering me with it's synthetic polyester strands and reeking of olive oil and burnt hair. It emerged from a microwave waving a cigarette in my face. It's tendrils grabbing at me like Ursula from The Little Mermaid, smothering me and whispering 'Biiiiig Poooopa. Don't Be Taaaardy for Biiiig Pooooppppa!' I couldn't escape! It was horrible! It was so frightening. I woke up and realized it wasn't a nightmare. That really happened. And it was called the premiere of Don't Be Tardy: When Wigs Attack. Otherwise known as the Wigs-N-Cigs Variety Show! 

So Kim Zolciak-Biermann invaded our screens again last night and the more things change the more they stay the same, eh. In the two-episode series premiere things open with Kim popping out Baby Kash. Yes, she was wearing a wig and stage make-up in the delivery room. No, she did not put down her phone even while crowning. And worst of all, Kroy Biermann was pigging out on fast food while she was having contractions. And that's how Kash emerged forth into the universe. Immediately before giving birth Kim starts directing her daughters to pick up a massive order of ravioli and frappuccinos. And cigarettes and wine. 

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Tonight two ladies who cannot stand each other face-off in dueling spinoffs and then they have to appear on WWHL together! Ok, just kidding about the WWHL part, but don't you wish?!

Kim Zolciak is being sued by former Real Housewives of Atlanta co-star Kandi Burruss over the single Tardy For The Party. And after spending weeks talking nonsense about Kandi and insulting her on multiple levels, Kim has filed papers of her own accusing Kandi of being a "shameless" publicity hound using the lawsuit to promote her spinoff The Kandi Factory

Kim also wants a judge to toss out the lawsuit claiming it has no merit according to TMZ. Kim is adamant that not only has she already fairly compensated Kandi for her services, but she paid in excess by $6,000! Kim also insists that Kandi doesn't even believe her own suit as she is simply attempting to pull a Sheree and use the courts to get attention.

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Well, well – look who is doing the dog and pony show to try and get on Dancing With The Stars?! None other than Kim Zolciak! Oh, heavens. 

I guess in Kim's case she's doing the Wig and Wine show with some crass sex jokes and cursing thrown in for good measure. I'm sure family-friendly ABC, who canceled Bachelor Pad because it was too trashy for their image, would love having her as an addition to next season's DWTS cast! 

The Don't Be Tardy star tells E! News that she would "definitely entertain the idea" of being on DWTS. Because she's so qualified and has a lot of dance experience. Stripping does not count. "I danced for 18 years of my life, ballet, tap and jazz as a kid," Kim shares.

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Kim Zolciak has the perfect plan for keeping her Bravo spinoff career going: more babies! And more legal dramas! 

The Don't Be Tardy star recently shared that she and husband Kroy Biermann are planning for baby no. 3. Oh lord. Aren't we all tired of that storyline already? Kim and Kroy want a daughter this time. 

"We're not done. I think we'll have one more. We'll see." Kim credits Kash being an easy baby as the reason she's ready for a third. "He sleeps 12 hours and wakes up smiling!" Kim told Us Weekly of Kash. "I was the most well-rested new mom on the planet." 

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Don't Be Tardy... - Season 1

Kim Zolciak will be back to traumatize us next week. Oh how I've missed my television sans wigs, cigs, and mistresses on an egotrip! Luckily for me I will not long await the return of classless wig porn talk, fast food binges, and the bellowing war cry of "SWEEEEETIEEEE!" 

Don't Be Tardy premieres with back-to-back episodes next Tuesday! Bravo just released the official press photos of Lady Wigs and her strands of terror.

This season Kim and lobotomy victim hubby Kroy Biermann balance a blended family in a microscopic 5,000 square-foot townhome while they re-build their used dream home and battle in court with Kim's parents. Kroy makes plans to adopt Kim's daughters Brielle and Ariana. Oh he also plays some football and talks trashy with Kim.

Kim must keep drama stored in her wigs or something because she is never short of it! 

A preview for the season is below!  Don't Be Tardy premieres next Tuesday at 9/8c.

[Photo Credits: Derek Blanks/Bravo]

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Well set your set your speculation aside, because Real Housewives of New York is definitely coming back! 

Despite not being invited to the Bravo upfronts, the show has officially been confirmed for season 6 on Bravo's website. No cast announcement has been made, but the show is expected to begin filming this month. 

Also definitely getting a return is Real Housewives of Miami, but we already knew that since rumors of the cast have been bandying about and Karent Sierra announced she was not coming back. RHOM just started filming for season three. 

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Oh, Kim Zolciack-Biermann… the wig doth protest too much! 

A week after Kandi Burruss filed a lawsuit against Kim in federal court over royalties, non-payment, and rights to use the song 'Tardy For The Party,'  Kim continues to desperately exonerate herself by slamming Kandi in the media and on twitter. Among other things, Kim has called Kandi a famewhore seeking publicity and a liar. Kandi has not commented. 

Going one step further, the Don't Be Tardy star put out an official press release giving her perspective on the lawsuit. It is of no surprise that Kim takes no responsibility and accuses Kandi of lies and negligence. Furthermore this is the most professional (ha!) press release ever. Is Brielle not only Kim's songwriter but her PR rep too?

"The lawsuit led by Kandi Burruss and Rodney Richard aka Don Vito against Kim Zolciak-Biermann over the song 'Tardy For The Party' is without merit and suspicious in its timing," Kim's official statement begins.

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