Okay, here's a total honesty moment: I love blogging about reality stars because it makes me so appreciative of my wonderful family and amazing friends. I'm very thankful that I don't need a make-up line or a self-tanning package to be relevant. The truth is, I'll never be relevant like that, and I'm fine with that. However, there are some stories that make want to curl up in a ball and rock quietly in a corner. This is one of those.
I'll cut right to the chase. It's a what the bleep moment for sure. Real Housewives of Orange County's Gretchen Rossi is now designing for Rolls Royce. Now, I'm not jealous that Gretchen is teaming with the luxury car brand–I'm quite happy with my paid off Acura from another decade–but I'm really disappointed in Rolls Royce. She's getting her own Rolls Royce Edition. What is the world coming to, I implore you, what is the world coming to? Shouldn't those perks be set aside for the George Clooneys and Dame Helen Mirrens of the world? Apocalypse, I am ready for you.
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I'm sure you all were missing the first ladies of Bravo, and of course Slave Smiley, that determined little purse carrying tubba-wubba. So happy news! Gretchen Rossi just announced on twitter that Real Housewives of Orange County will be reappearing on Bravo at the "end of March!"
That means I have two months to prepare. Is that enough time? The entire cast from last year returns – yes even Jesus Jugs/Jesus Barbie/Jimblob's Faithful assistant, Alexis Bellino.
Added to the cast will be rumored new girl Lydia Stirling. This season will feature Gretchen and Slade trying to make a
spinoff baby (PornByBravo!), Tamra Barney's wedding, and Vicki Gunvalson's relationship with Brooks Ayers. Allegedly they are back together after breaking up over the fall. Please say that's a publicity stunt!
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Le sads… tonight is the last night of 2012. Aaaahhh… it's been a good year for drama but a bad year for the explosive combo of fashion and reality TV! Last week we did a list of our best dressed reality stars, so it's only fair to honor the good and the bad.
Below is our list of the number one reality television fashion offenders. Oh, the list is long, quite long but since there are only twelve months in the year we decided to do one per month.
So behold, our top 12 offenders!
Above, Real Housewives of New Jersey star Teresa Giudice signs copies of Fabulicious: Fast & Fit wearing a neon colored mullet dress. Really, girl? Really? Did Melissa Gorga convince you to wear that on purpose cause it's hidey!
The list isn't in any order, it's simply all the offenders we found note-worthy this year! Enjoy.
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Real Housewives of Orange County's Gretchen Rossi and Slade Smiley gathered with a slew of other former reality TV famewhores (Sanjaya!) to record this spoof video for The Soup, "We Ruined the World".
It's nice to see they don't take themselves too seriously….
Check out the video below.! (You may want to grab some earplugs)