NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! <–That's not just ALL CAPS, folks. That is a legitimate scream. If that scream was in a movie, it would be the desperate cry of someone who had just fallen off the world's largest cliff, and it would be loud enough to start an avalanche on a neighboring continent. It would only be slightly less dramatic than Sally Field realizing she had eighteen personalities, her daughter was trapped in a Middle Eastern custody dispute, and her ex-husband was dressing in drag as the nanny…all at the same time. It's a true scream. But why?
Kris flippin' Jenner. That's why. Remember when rumors seemed so true that her talk show was cancelled and the world rejoiced? Yeah, me too…and I'm not even home during the day to defiantly not watch it. It looks like that call may have been premature. Thanks a lot, tiny rapper.
Kris Jenner took to Twitter this morning to show off what her talk show guests saw – the first picture of baby North. She simply wrote "Meet North West". Of course the always-promoting grandmother Tweeted the picture with a hashtag of her talk show that she's trying to get trending this morning. This will do the trick, I'm sure!
So, here she is, America's Baby. Carry on with your Friday.
TELL US – WHO DO YOU THINK SHE LOOKS LIKE – KIM OR KANYE?
New daddyKanye West is set to appear on the Kris Jenner Show on Friday, and according to audience members who attended the taping, he revealed the first! ever! seen! picture of baby North. I could just die! Couldn't you just die?
Oh this is rich. Like buttery, gooey, flourless chocolate cake rich! Kim Kardashian is putting Katie Couric on blast for being fake. Of all things…
Last week Katie did an interview with In Touch magazine in which she questioned how and why the Keeping Up With The Kardashians family is famous. Sure, Katie has probably had them on her show, but that doesn't mean she has to like them!
"I don’t understand — why are they so famous? I think it’s mostly teenage girls that are interested," Katiequipped. Gooood question! Well, apparently Kim doesn't understand how Katie could like be so two-faced. I mean she thought they were friends – after all Katie sent her a baby gift that was sooo very personal and intimate!
Kim Kardashian and her baby daddy are still blathering on about selling or not selling daughter North West'sbaby photos. We've been hearing these "reports" (code for "Kris Jenner hopes"?) that baby Kimye's first pictures could fetch up to $3 million dollars. Kanye made it pretty clear he doesn't want to share her at all and they've been keeping her under wraps.
Like, oh my God, is there is anything that those Kardashian/Jenner girls don't do? They are like, designers and writers, and they like are so fashionable. It's no surprise that fifteen-year-old Kylie Jenner and seventeen-year-old Kendall Jenner are following in their older sisters' footsteps when it comes to branding. After all, like, look at who their mother is!
While the Jenner girls are no strangers to clothing lines (they have their own with PacSun) and the latest fads (embarrassingly, I follow them on Twitter…and not for this gig–although I suppose that should be my excuse!), both sisters want to do things their own way. They don't want to be compared to their Kardashian kounterparts. Hey, can you blame them? However, Kendall and Kylie admit that they would be open to a klothing kollaboration with sister Kim'sbaby daddyKanye West.
Is Kanye West planning to buy Elvis Presley'sGraceland?
Every once in a while there's a rumor that you know has a .001% chance of being true, but it's just too funny to pass up. And we could all use a story that isn't related to the Real Housewives of New Jersey, right?
The latest crazy Kim Kardashian/Kanye West gossip is that Kanye is considering putting in an offer to buy Graceland. I realize their new mansion is still under renovation, but I'm highly doubting this one. Here's the scoop:
Just call them the queens of tease. Ever since the birth of Kim Kardashian's daughter, North, was born in June, the family has let speculation over baby photos, first appearances and the like run wild.
The madness started when photos of North (still not convinced that this is the name they're sticking with) hit the internet, with the family quickly denying that they were the real photos. They claimed Kim sent out several "fake" pics to see which of her friends would betray her and try to sell them. Why send them at all, then? Just don't let anyone see her until your million dollar deal is done.
Next we heard rumblings that North would make her debut on Kris Jenner's new talk show, a rumor Kris played coy with for weeks. On the premiere of the show she faked out the viewers by bringing a swaddled infant on set at the end of the show, finally revealing that it was NOT granddaughter North, but the child of a staff member.