Stassi Schroeder has pulled a disappearing act since outing existence of her own sex tape, which she claimed her Vanderpump Rules co-stars tried to to leak to the media out of revenge. Luckily for Stassi, Lisa Vanderpump leapt to her rescue and paid off the unidentified ex-boyfriend in possession of the tape. And as an Executive Producer, Lisa also made sure knowledge of said tape never made it onto the show – until Stassi mentioned it at the reunion.
Lisa is puzzled by Stassi’s attitude towards her co-stars, who were “incredibly loyal,” and she is disappointed by Stassi’s dismissal of the lengths they went to to protect her.
As for how they learned of the sex tape, Lisa confirms Stassi’s ex brought it to SUR. “He comes into the bar and puts it on display. So out of curiosity they looked at it. But no one said anything about it,” she describes. “I didn’t want to see it. It’s disgusting. I decided I’m going to pay to make it go away.”
Last night on the Vanderpump Rules reunion, Stassi Schroeder accused Scheana Marie of being involved in a malicious plot to expose a self-pleasure sex tape Stassi made for an ex-boyfriend, who eventually passed it around at SUR. Stassi sure knows how to burn those bridges… The sex tape – thankfully – has never seen the light of day, but everybody wants MORE DETAILS! Here they are…
Apparently the “graphic 20 minute” tape features some alarming footage of Stassi “masturbating with a dildo,” reveals an insider who has seen the footage. “It was humiliating. It was passed around and everyone in the cast saw it.”
Stassi was devastated when she found out and asked Lisa Vanderpump for help in dealing with the matter. And Lisa leapt into action.
In fact, last night was awash in lost possessions. For instance, Stassi no longer has possession of Katie Maloney. Katie is officially out from under Stassi’s very busy self-pleasuring thumb. Naturally, Stassi doesn’t feel at all responsible since Katie is the one who “changed the rules” of their friendship by partying with the enemy.
Stassi tells Katie over and over again why Stassi is upset about all the things that happened to Stassi which were upsetting and hurtful to Stassi and Stassi’s feelings really matter a lot to Stassi who was really going through a lot of things that were terrible for Stassi. It was all”I! I! I!” at the Stassi Schroeder Whine-a-thon (wine not included)!
Stassi Schroeder has a secret sex tape! On tonight’s Vanderpump Rules reunion she accuses Scheana Marie of trying to make it a storyline on the show – and being behind an unsuccessful plot to expose the “self-pleasure” sex tape to the media!
Stassi has made no secret of the fact that she’s disgusted by her costars and former friends, but her reasons seem nebulous. However, in part 2 of the reunion, Stassi and Scheana erupt into a very nasty argument over Stassi trying to use the SUR staff, and her co-stars, as pawns to do her bidding and then casting them aside when they grow a backbone.
In the midst of the argument, Stassi shares just why she’s so hateful to Scheana – and throws Scheana’s argument in her face by accusing her doing the same exact thing when she tried to convince castmates to participate in leaking word of Stassi’s private masturbation sex tape.
Our favorite reality TV stars cannot get enough of the spotlight during their regularly scheduled time slots, so they take to social media to share even more of their lives with us. And we would not have it any other way. Here’s a roundup of some of our favorite snapshots and selfies from this week. Enjoy.
Above: Gretchen Rossi shared, “Such a fun night with these beauties Leyla Milani and Asifa Mirza walking in the @pedramcouture fashion show! Thank you to @dressyourface for my amaze makeup and @henryzador for my fabulous hair last night! #Couture #Fashion #OverTheTopGlam #Bling #BigHair #GetGlamwithGretchen”
I’m running late today (as if that is not an affliction of everyday). I blame Kristen Doute. Or Jax Taylor – I truly vacillate between which one of the two is more whorerendous. See what I did there – it’s subtlety – which is something Vanderpump Rules is not known for. So let’s carry-on recapping this reunion.
Lots ‘o weird last night! Why Kristen’s makeup is suddenly making her look like a 48-year-old cougar? Perhaps it was sitting in the youthful glow of James Kennedy. Perhaps it was her dark soul emanating through her pores. You don’t believe me – it happened to Jax too. Take a look at season 1 Jax. Is that the same man you ask? I mean it could be… I wouldn’t put ‘zombie recreation Jax’ past the whodunits at Bravo.
Also, weird? Stassi Schroeder everything. So many unsaid things, so many allusions, so many not adding ups. We’re still dismantling the secrets of Tom 1 and Miami Girl; I don’t care – I want to know about the Super-Secret Life of Stassi Schroeder.
Vanderpump Rules is known for its shock value, but this season’s reunion will be the most shocking yet! Reflecting on the season and dishing on what to expect from the Vanderpump Rules reunion, Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix confirm the drama is intense, but surprisingly it didn’t get too ugly and most everyone kept it civil.
Ariana says that although Stassi Schroeder “wanted to” stage a big dramatic showdown and storm off stage, she didn’t! “It’s really surprising actually,” agrees Tom. “I’m surprised when Stassi came out, she didn’t storm off.”