Farrah Abraham is moving on up
the porn ladder. The fired Teen Mom star is making bank hawking coochie molds and stripper shows and ‘sex tapes’ and has decided to sell her Austin, TX home which was featured on the MTV special ‘Being Farrah‘.
Well, when I say featured, I mean kinda – at the time Farrah was portrayed to be living there while she was actually just borrowing the builder’s model home for the purposes of appearing rich and successful. Because Farrah is not a porno actress – just ask Couples Therapy doctor Jenn Berman! – she’s like a legitimate successful person; the author of erotic trilogies and Christian parenting tomes and beautiful songs about rising about bullying by flashing your boob job. Whatever. Anyway, I guess she went ahead and bought the model home and finally hung some of her own photos up!
Anyway, Farrah’s home features enough bedrooms to store all of her accolades of grand delusion. The 3,310 home built in 2011 boasts 4 bedrooms, 5 bathrooms, a gourmet kitchen, 2 garages, and a private casita (for filming your next sex tape!). It is located in the coveted Lake Travis school district in an exclusive luxury subdivision. All of this can be yours for $750,000! Farrah was originally asking $780,000 but recently did a price reduction. It’s been on the market 14 days and if you’re in the Austin area, we implore you PUH-LEASE attend Farrah’s open house this weekend!
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Farrah’s realtor, Daniel Cornwell, describes the home as:
Gorgeous former builder’s model home with custom designer details throughout. Private Casita and secluded courtyard at entry to the main home. Glass sliding doors open the living area with stone fireplace to outdoor living. Spacious upstairs game room has a covered terrace to view expansive hill country. Private baths for all bedrooms, hardwood flooring, gourmet kitchen and outdoor grill, electric car connection, central vacuum system, and lush landscaping add to the charm of this stunning home.
Farrah doesn’t specify what prompts her move – a return to MTV for a spinoff, perhaps?! (kidding) – but Starcasm reminds us that Farrah’s life is still very wrapped up in the Austin community. Farrah is currently building a restaurant, Froco Fresh Frozen, which is located on South Congress. It was supposed to open in October but is STILL under construction.
Well it looks like a nice (albeit standard) place, but the fact that it’s connected to Farrah gives it the ick factor. I feel like eau du delusion is soaked into the carpet and I would get the vapors and start thinking it was a good idea to stage a faux sex tape or host a Hustler sex toy party while wearing a Disney Princess costume.
TELL US – WOULD YOU BUY FARRAH’S HOME?
[Photo Credits: Daniel Cornwell Real Estate]
(VERY close to the neighbor!)