eileen davidson's poker night goes horribly awry on rhobh

Eileen Davidson knows from many years of experience on soap operas that it’s best to keep your distance when dealing with a psychotic uber-villain, a family drama, or a former celebrity on a bender. But unfortunately she accidentally welcomed that mayhem in her home! 

In reaction to Kim “Rambles” Richards’ relapse and Brandi Glanville‘s erratic, trouble-starting behavior during Eileen’s poker night, she’s giving her version of events and explaining that she believes Brandi is up to no good on purpose! 

Vincent and I thought it would be fun and different to have a poker tournament with the ladies,” explains the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills star. “We’ve done parties like this before, and it really can be such a good time…so much for that. Vincent tried so hard to keep things light and fun, but the wheels started falling off the bus right away.”


I think the wheels were off the bus before the bus even arrived, Eileen. I mean you saw that car ride Lisa R. had with Rambles. Yikes!

“Something is clearly off with Kim. When she gets to our home, I don’t know what’s going on with her at first. I know she’s supposed to be sober, but her behavior seems to suggest otherwise,” Eileen recalls. “She is acting strange and aggressive towards all of us, but especially Kyle.”

Initially Eileen tried to be empathetic to Kim, but things quickly escalated. “I understand she’s going through a lot with her ex-husband’s health, and that can be a very trying situation for anyone. Then to find out she took someone else’s pain medication? Mixing that kind of emotional turmoil with meds that aren’t prescribed for you cannot be a good combination.”

Brandi says she wants to help Kim, but it seems that she really wants to make the situation worse,” reflects Eileen. “I don’t get this chick.” I think the answer to that can be found in the bottle of a wine bottle, because just case you weren’t aware, Brandi isn’t sober! 

“Why is she trying to drive a wedge between Kim and Kyle? Especially from their car ride over together where Kyle spoke in such a loving and concerned way about her sister, and Brandi seemed to appreciate that,” wonders Eileen. “Then she gets to our home and turns on Kyle.”

“Obviously, Brandi loves to stir the pot. I guess she gets a kick out of being provocative and saying mean and nasty things,” Eileen writes. “I didn’t see what happened between Brandi and Kyle in our entryway until I watched the episode. Scary. The evening has spiraled completely out of control. It doesn’t appear that things will get any better next week…OMG!” 

“As far as her comments about our home? I thought it was comical that she mentioned Norman Bates, considering she’s the one that’s acting psycho,” snips Eileen. SHADE. Lovely shade.

Well unfortunately for Eileen those loons continue caterwauling in her driveway. I don’t know what the hell Brandi was interfering for and I don’t know why Kim is even concerned with appeasing Brandi either! I cannot believe I feel this way, but for once I think Kyle’s reactions are justified. She wanted to get her sister out of there and figure out what the hell was going on! 

One thing is for certain, Brandi and Kim owe Eileen a massive apology (more than some cheap-ass, re-gifted Claire’s Boutique bracelet!) and Eileen should probably have security block them from entering her gated enclave in Malibu. 


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