Bravo’s Housewives franchise has often caused unlikely (and hilarious) crossover friendships. You see the New Yorkers hobnobbing with the Beverly Hills ladies. New Jersey and Orange County are practically the same show on different coasts with brunettes swapped for blondes. Miami ladies have always repeatedly bucked this system and gravitated towards the Shahs and a chosen few filthy rich realtors. However, now Lisa Hochstein (and husband Lenny) have found a new friend in everyone’s favorite wayward Atlanta housewife (no, don’t ask which one!). It’s actually a perfect pairing…like the Boobsie Twins!
The former RHOA star and Don’t Be Tardy matriarch took to Instagram to sing the praises of her new friend Lisa and Lisa’s plastic surgeon husband that gave her back her breasts. Kim Zolciak-Biermann posted the above picture on social media so fans could see Dr. Lenny’s work first hand. Oh, and if she forgot to mention…she breastfed six children. Never accuse Kim of oversharing!
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For Kim, it’s not Instagram, it’s Ins-ta-ta-gram, for sure! Giving followers the opportunity to get up close and personal with her bodacious bosom, Kim captioned, “Was taking selfies waiting for hubby to tie the boat up and I’m feeling very blessed. I love to share with you guys what and who I adore!!”
Continuing, Kim regaled, “I’m so thankful for my tatas that @drhochstein did !!! I breastfed allllll 6 of my babies and he turned them back into my 16yr old tatas if not better!! My girl @lisahochstein and doc just welcomed their beautiful son Logan into the world and Kroy and I couldn’t be happier for them! They don’t call @drhochstein the ‘boob God’ for nothing!”
The reality star then peppered her post with a random assortment of hashtags which subtly shames those formula touting new moms, cites her girl power bank account, denounces haters who think Kim’s social media streams are nothing but advertisement, and congratulates her new Miami pals on their growing family. It’s amazingly random: #BreastFeedingIsTheWayToGo #PerkyAtLast #IPaidForThemAndItIsSoWorthIt #FeelMyBest6KidsLater #YouGuysThinkIGetPaidToPostEverythingAndItsNotTheCase #LennyAndLisaFirstTimeParents
That said, I’d take Kim’s body in a heartbeat…maybe. I am terrified at the thought of going under the knife!
TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF KIM’S NEW CHEST? THOUGHTS ON HER NEW FOUND FRIENDSHIP WITH LISA? IS SHE OVER-SHARING?
[Photo Credit: Instagram]