Luann de Lesseps will have you know: the Countess isn’t back – she never left! And if anyone is admonishing others for dreadful behavior it shall be her.
Last week’s Real Housewives Of New York had battle lines drawn between Carole Radziwill and Luann over residual Turks and Caicos men, plus Carole’s undefined male sexual partner and companion, Adam. However speaking of undefined sexual partners, Luann has no idea why SHE Is being blamed for Ramona Singer‘s!
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Praising Bethenny Frankel‘s design scheme and her loyalty as a friend, Luann declares that she is excited to see the Skinnygirl’s finished product – just as she was excited to see Bethenny defending her to Carole.
“Having a place to call home will help Bethenny deal with the rest of her life,” says Luann before launching into the Dread-Friend Carole. “During her visit with Carole, I was taken aback when Carole called me a ‘dreadful fool’ for having a bit of fun in Turks and Caicos. I think it was Carole and Heather [Thomson] who acted dreadfully when they charged into my room hoping to find me in a compromised position.” Now I don’t think their intent to find Luann in a compromising position, but to find out why there was a miscellaneous man in the house. But maybe I am wrong?
“Bethenny had my back on this one, though, when she called out Carole for trying to ‘bust me’ instead of considering my privacy,” asserts Luann. “As usual, Ramona leaves the naked guy upstairs, and I get the heat. I get it, the girls were a little alarmed to find a man sleeping upstairs, but they definitely broke the #GirlCode that morning, and I’m ready to put this situation to bed (hah!).” US TOO. Too bad that’s not gonna happen!
Luann also throws Carole a bone (haha – see what I did there) when she praises the dinner party she threw with Undefined Adam, of the so many scandals. “Regardless of how I feel about Carole dating Adam, I do have to say, he’s a very talented chef. When Carole wanted to buy premade tapenade, he was very patient and assertive about his meal plan. Her dinner party looked delicious, and I loved her table scape with the calla lilies.”
Luann also has a pleasant comment about Heather’s son Jax. “That kid is so adorable! I loved his enthusiasm.”
Moving on to Kristen Taekman‘s SmileTrain event, Luann declares that it was Ramona’s turn to be the dreadfully behaved one. When is it not her turn? #RhetoricalQuestion. “You wouldn’t have known that the Denim and Diamonds soiree was Kristen’s first charity event. She did a great job raising money for Smile Train, and I was happy to support her and this cause.”
“Of course Ramona and Sonja [Morgan] worked the room like cougars on safari! They never pass up a chance to meet men, and it’s always fun to see how they can turn any event into a mating ritual,” describes Luann. “I think Ramona should have stuck to flirting rather than harassing Heather about why her True Faith jewelry wasn’t listed as an event sponsor. We all helped decorate the jeans, and I didn’t expect my brand to receive recognition simply because I contributed and nor should Ramona. Sometimes you have to do things without being recognized. Thank goodness for Sonja making a joke and lightening the mood.”
Luann was pleasantly surprised by the Turkish coffee reader, however. “We’ve had experiences on the show with psychics before, and it’s always interesting to see what they predict. Who remembers when we were in Morocco and the psychic foretold that Mario was cheating on Ramona? Turns out she was right!”
“The reader that Carole, Dorinda [Medley], and Heather visited in Queens was eerily accurate as well,” exclaims Luann. “I need to make an appointment with this lady pronto!”
“We close on a poignant note with Carole and Dorinda leaving for London to bring home Anthony’s urn,” writes Luann in her Bravo blog. “Both Carole and Dorinda’s husbands left the party way too early, and I admire how both ladies have persevered in spite of the tragedies that befell them. As you can see, it’s not all parties and vacations for The Real Housewives.”
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