Lisa Rinna

After accompanying Lisa Vanderpump on her mini-horse trip to Ohio, Lisa Rinna says, “I owe LVP nothing” and “in my book I have a free pass forever that I’ll keep pulling out!” So, it looks like no apologies are coming from Rinna’s camp this week after bolting from Lisa V’s pre-arranged Hamptons hotel quarters! In her blog, Rinna spills more on the hotel drama, her feelings on talking about Kim Richards Target arrest, and the social media backlash she experienced as a result of broaching the “Munchausen” subject weeks ago (regarding Yolanda Foster’s Lyme Disease). 

First, the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills star gushes over her love for QVC and all things cardigan! “I am so forever grateful for this experience to design a line of comfy, cozy, California chic clothing for women of all sizes. I just love every second of the process, and to work alongside such amazing designers as Isaac Mizrahi and Dennis Basso, who along with Joan Rivers, have been my mentors in so many ways is just beyond. I am constantly learning and growing as a business woman and clothing designer. I’m honored to now be going into my 5th year with QVC and I feel so very blessed! I also love the three different pieces — the shearling jacket, the cozy cardigan and the striped cardigan I’m wearing in this week’s episode!” 


As for her overwhelming urge to scrub down hotel rooms, Rinna remarks, “Hotel rooms are gross. I’m sorry, but if you think of the who, what and where that TV changer has been, you would wipe that whole f***ing place down just like I do with my alcohol wipes. By the way, I also wipe my plane seat down and everything around me. You betcha OCD baby, but if that keeps the bodily fluids/germs off of me, then it’s so well worth it folks!”

But Rinna wasn’t about to take chances on the hotel room that Eileen Davidson was forwarding her photos of from #TerrorInTheHamptons! She breaks down her reasons for choosing Mauricio Umansky’s “sudden find” of an EMPTY Hamptons house in the HEIGHT of summer (cough, cough, ahem…totally normal circumstance).

“Listen, I am the first to admit that I’m totally spoiled by staying at chic places when I visit, so when I am in a car driving for five hours from Pennsylvania to the Hamptons in bumper to bumper traffic on a Friday, wanting to shoot myself in the head, and I get the call from Eileen with pictures sent to me of the hotel rooms and how she and Kyle [Richards] didn’t sleep all night because of the rave music right outside their window, thump thump thumping ALL NIGHT LONG AND NO ROOM SERVICE with people popping molly 24/7? Um, no thank you!”

“Asking if I want to join them at the Hamptons home that Mauricio rented?!” blogs Rinna. “I said, hell yes! I am so there. Mind you, at this point I am sleepless myself due to late night hours and no sleep doing my QVC gig and I am HANGRY! Enough said! Besides, I owe LVP nothing after that Ohio mini horse trip, so in my book I have a free pass forever that I’ll keep pulling out!”

Kyle, who also seems to have a free pass when it comes to bringing up her sister, then claiming she doesn’t want to talk about her, confuses Rinna and the entire viewing audience. Rinna asserts, “there’s no way I’m touching that one with a ten foot pole, because it has been made very clear that Kyle doesn’t want to be asked about her sister. Well, it would seem both sisters are off limits to talk about, which, interestingly enough, are topics that have been brought up by LVP so far this season.”

Uh-oh. Is this season going to turn into Take LVP Down, 2.0? Because I’m not sure folks are interested in reliving that messy mess. I, for one, am not!  

“So, who gets to talk about these things?” asks Rinna. “Who doesn’t get to talk about these things? Hmmm, I’m confused. What I do know, is it’s safe to talk about sex, the color pink and bush.”

Rinna closes her blog by writing, “Finally, I’d like to address many messages that I have seen come in on my Twitter, Instagram and Facebook in these recent weeks. First of all, I want to take a moment to thank so very many of you for educating me about chronic illness. I see you. I hear you. I acknowledge each and every one of you brave souls that suffer silently within your illness. It is very important that you all know I don’t doubt any of you or your journey to better health.”

“We have had many questions about Chronic Lyme Disease, more specifically Yolanda’s particular journey, and it has truly meant a lot that you all have reached out to enlighten and help me understand what you go through. I’m sorry you’re suffering, I send you blessings and love. May 2016 bring much healing and light into your lives.”



Photo Credit: Nicole Weingart/Bravo

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