This week on Shahs of Sunset, Mike Shouhed finally fessed up to cheating on his wife, Jessica Parido. But during his appearance on Watch What Happens Live, he downplayed the extent of the cheating. And Jessica Parido was not having it!
Jessica took to Twitter to vent about Mike’s delusions. On WWHL he claimed that he only cheated with one person and that it was before they got engaged. Jessica calls B.S. on that. She Tweeted, “Crazy how many people come out of the woodworks once the truth is out. Anyone else?? Come out come out wherever you are.”
And then she declared how glad she is that she got away from Mike and his lies. “Thank you God for giving me the strength to leave his lying cheating ass when I did. I will give my ALL to the man that deserves it one day.” Adding, “One thing is for certain, the man has zero standards. Come one! Come All! It’s fair game everyone! #sharingiscaring #exceptwhenitsyourD*ck.”
She later took to Instagram to share that Mike SHOULD be sorry that he lost her for good. “I would cry if I lost Me too Only a few more weeks and this long exhausting chapter of my life will be over. Opening my life up to the world has been one of the most trying things I’ve ever done. I am looking forward to the future and building the life I want and deserve with someone who reciprocates the same. Thank you for all of the support and love.”
Speaking of Mike’s disastrous Watch What Happens Live appearances.. He and Brandi Glanville are still sparring over whether or not she wanted to hook up with him when they were guests together on the show last year.
For a quick background for those of you not keeping up with the delusions of Mike Shouhed – when Brandi was on WWHL a few weeks back, Mike Tweeted out that Brandi tried to get with him last year when they appeared on the show together. Brandi was enraged and called him a liar since she had zero interest in his obnoxious ass and that she was there (in the Clubhouse) with a boyfriend. Mike is still insisting otherwise – because she was flirty and touched his arm and stuff.
Mike talked about it on WWHL this week and is still talking about it late this week. He shared with Daily Dish, “Brandi was on Watch What Happens Live and decided to talk smack about me, when months prior, [or] whenever it was we were on together, she couldn’t keep her hands off of me and was telling me how funny I am and how cool I am and all this other nonsense. And my whole thing is, is be real, be real if you’re in someone’s presence or if you’re not in the their presence because I’m a human being.”
He then has the balls to say that HE is a man of integrity (this from the guy who lied all season to everyone) and that Brandi should follow his example of integrity.
I’ll be back in a minute, I have a stitch in my side from laughing too hard. Mike spewed, “It’s funny, I say this: I have integrity. I’ve made mistakes in my life, I’ve learned from them. I should have never been unfaithful to my wife, which she wasn’t my wife when that whole situation happened, but I learned a lot from that mistake because if you’re gonna do the crime, you’re gonna have to do the time. Now, I’m serving my time. I’ve decided I won’t lie, I won’t cheat, I won’t talk dirty about people because eventually it’ll come back. This is a very small world we live in. Brandi’s a great example of someone who’s not being [honest]. She lacked integrity. But she should be happy I tweeted what I tweeted about her because I gave her some love for new show [Famously Single].”
Oh Mike, just let it go. I mean, you did tell us that you had women throwing themselves at you, so why are you obsessing over Brandi?
TELL US – DO YOU BELIEVE JESSICA THAT IT WAS MORE THAN ONE CHEATER INSTANCE WITH MIKE? DO YOU BELIEVE MIKE THAT BRANDI TRIED TO HOOK UP WITH HIM?
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