BEVERLY HILLS, CA - JANUARY 08: Actress Lisa Rinna attends The Weinstein Company and Netflix Golden Globe Party, presented with FIJI Water, Grey Goose Vodka, Lindt Chocolate, and Moroccanoil at The Beverly Hilton Hotel on January 8, 2017 in Beverly Hills, California. (Photo by Earl Gibson III/Getty Images)

On last night’s Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills, Lisa Rinna was all about “owning it.” The “it” being her pretty intense accusations about Kim Richardssobriety. Much like Yolanda Foster-Hadid‘s Lyme Disease, Kim’s sobriety is the storyline that delivers eternal outbreaks and flare ups, no matter how much we try to inoculate ourselves against it.

Now that she’s fessed up, Rinna says she’s DONE! She’s done talking about Kim, done with questioning her sobriety, and done with the “not remembering” shtick – let’s hope. Rinna claims, “Kim and I have finally made amends, owned up to what we have said and done to one another, and have made a mutual commitment to move away from the negativity once and for all.”


Rinna promises that she was authentic in her apology to Kim and wants to leave their beef in the past. “I meant what I said when I spoke of coming from a good place and wanting to move on with every ounce of my being. I will continue to honor the promise I made that night, and I wish Kim well. I have truly enjoyed seeing her so happy with her grandson for the past five months.”

But the fragile peace that was brokered between the ladies wasn’t really their doing – it was Carnie Wilson and her magical cheesecakes that saved the damn day! Although, let’s be real: I’m sure Rinna didn’t so much as SNIFF a calorie during that entire tasting, though she professes otherwise.

“Thank God for Carnie Wilson and Kim’s sponsor, Clare,” gushes Rinna, “for helping us get to a place where we could heal. They were a crucial part of this process, and I admire the wisdom and peace they were able to bring to the situation. I do believe those Love Bites cheesecakes of Carnie’s were also a crucial component in our healing that evening – they were beyond delish. You should try them for yourself!”

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Rinna also has her enablers friends to thank for their support. “Both Eileen [Davidson] and Erika [Girardi] were also a great support system. I am very grateful to both of them for that. They both stayed back and let the conversation roll out as it was meant to, but I’m thankful they were there and had my back.”

Lastly, Rinna wants us to know that her life is just too blessed to be stressed about this petty nonsense. (Petty nonsense that she started, mind you.) She closes her blog with a sigh of relief about the worst being behind her: “I’m glad it’s over and that we could both agree to move on. Life is too short to sit in any of this negativity. My life is just too good, and I am so blessed, as we all are…”

So, um – no words for Eden Sassoon in this blog, Rinna? Verrrrry interesting.


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