As hilarious as it is watching Lisa Rinna and Lisa Vanderpump make fun of each other on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, this show feels more like a lifestyle documentary than a reality show at this point. Where is the drama? We need a little more controversy and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave arguing with Dorit Kemsley for being late isn’t going to satisfy me for much longer.
I love seeing the outrageous outfits, lavish spending, and everything else associated with this lifestyle, but can they just get in an argument, throw some wine, or do something worthy of a meme? Please.
Rinna shared her thoughts on the
latest uneventful last episode in her Bravo blog. She admitted, “As everyone knows, Vanderpump and I absolutely love taking the piss out of one another. Taking jabs and being snarky is what we both live for in our relationship, and I would agree that if ‘Poking Fun at Lisa’ was an Olympic sport, I think we could both claim the gold. Now let me see if I can find that needle and thread for you, Dr. Vanderpump!” I’m all for the Lisa on Lisa banter, especially since no one else is willing to get their hands dirty in any way.
Rinna added, “In all seriousness, despite the jabs and jokes, I have to commend Vanderpump on the work they’ve done with their dog rescue center. This, in addition to their crusade to Stop Yulin Forever, has saved many dogs lives.”
That’s all well and good, but I still need some more excitement on this show. Thankfully Teddi is not letting Dorit’s pretentiousness get her down and she stood up for herself after Dorit attempted to change the narrative. On the other hand, I really can’t hear about Dorit being late to lunch 983343 more times. Dorit is inconsiderate. End of story. Let’s move on.
Rinna seems to feel the same way. She wrote, “This Lategate situation going on between Dorit and Teddi is starting to give me a headache, so I’m going to pop into my white light bubble and drink from a red solo cup to stay safe from whatever is about to happen.” I love her for throwing shade at Dorit for all of the fuss that she made over the glassware at Teddi’s home.