On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Colt Johnson is still trying to smooth things over with his mommy after revealing he kept a secret from her. To some keeping things that will upset your parents secret, is no big deal. But it’s practically blasphemy with this mother and son. Debbie Johnson and Colt share everything from a house, car, and bank account to life in general. By all accounts Colt’s mom was basically his wife, before he married Larissa Dos Santos Lima . While shopping for cat supplies, Colt explains more about Larissa’s kids and their future. Basically, there are no real plans to bring the children to America, at least not anytime soon. Debbie is still not convinced her daughter in law isn’t hiding more things from her.
Colt is sexually frustrated because he and Larissa have not been intimate in quite some time. They go to a sex therapist to discuss their issues. This should be disgusting interesting. Insert puke emoji here. Larissa complains about the dynamic between Colt and his mother. Who would be turned on by Colt in general, let alone with his him mother downstairs? Okay.. I didn’t want to know this much detail about Colt and Larissa’s sex life. Ewww…. I could have lived my life happily without hearing this nonsense. My ears!!!!!!!!! That is one image I didn’t need to form in my mind.
Colt (Las Vegas, Nevada) &
his mom Debbie Larissa (Brazil)
Larissa and Colt are excited to celebrate her first Halloween. While decorating the house, Larissa asks Debbie to move her prized slot machine to the garage. Debbie has a full meltdown because she believes Larissa is trying to push her out of the house. I must agree the slot machine is a bit of an eye sore, but it’s Debbie’s house! Larissa can’t erase Debbie from a house that she had long before she was married to her son. I think Colt needs to cut the apron strings before both his mother and wife go crazy. That house is way too small for all those personalities.
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Elizabeth (Tampa, FL) & Andrei (Moldova)
Elizabeth Potthast meets with her dad in one of his rental properties to catch up. She reveals that her husband, Andrei Castravet no longer wants to work in the trucking industry. Of course, this is another slap in her dad’s face. Her dad gave them a home and helped pay for trucking classes and his son in law is still unemployed being taken care of by his pregnant wife. I think Elizabeth is finally starting to realize her macho Moldavian isn’t everything she dreamed. She even asks her dad to give him a job. WTF…. Okay, dad, please stop coddling your daughter.
So let me get this straight… Andrei couldn’t even bother to mow the lawn for a free house he agreed to take care of in return. But somehow he is deserving of a paying job, after he just told you he didn’t need your help for anything. Seriously… you can’t make this s#!% up. I would have dropped them off on skid row before the night was over. That way they would actually value the money and a rent-free home when they begged to come back.
Elizabeth comes home to find Andrei posting a handyman ad as if that is all that is necessary take care of his family. She begs Andrei to ask her father for a job. Of course, he says no and gets upset that she is even suggesting that as an option. When she reminds him that she isn’t going to work after the baby comes, Andrei tells her “Don’t terrorize me with your pregnancy.” I don’t know why that sounded so funny to me. I guess if you are lazy, someone reminding you, they are pregnant and can’t work forever would be frightening.
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Elizabeth then reveals that the money they used to move came from her father. Andrei is livid his father in law has yet again, bailed them out. I’m sorry Elizabeth, but maybe you should have listened to your father, before you got married and pregnant. I think Andrei would be perfectly happy to live off your family, if he is never confronted about it. It seems like his only real issue is the handouts come with unsolicited advice.
Pedro (Dominican Republic) & Chantel (Atlanta, GA)
Chantel Everett calls a good friend who lives in the Dominican Republic for advice. She confides in him that her husband, Pedro Jimeno wouldn’t allow her to visit with him. Her friend suspects there may be more to the story and thinks she should surprise him anyway. l I guess we can add another person to the list, that is suspicious of Pedro and his family.
Chantel’s sister, Winter comes over to help her drown her sorrows in alcohol. They meet up with friends to rally more people to hate Pedro. Geez… has no one told this girl you can’t tell everyone everything that happens in your marriage. She reveals that his trip is being funded by their savings, despite her not being invited. All her friends think she should just show up to the Dominican Republic, whether he likes it or not. Good luck with that!
Pedro is still having the time of his life without his wife. He gets an unexpected call from Chantel and has a hard time telling her he misses her. Chantel reveals her plan to come visit and it isn’t received well by Pedro. He tells her if she wants to go on vacation, she can go to California. LMAO!!!!!!!!! They get in a heated exchange, when Chantel reveals she already booked her flight. Wow…
Pedro sits down to tell his mother and sister that Chantel plans to visit uninvited. Neither is happy to hear the news and Pedro feels stuck in the middle. His mother asks where will Chantel stay, because she isn’t welcome in her home. Pedro’s family is still upset about the way Family Chantel treated his sister when she was in the US. Pedro was hoping his family would show his wife, how family should treat one another. I honestly feel bad for him. It’s clear he has a very difficult time being in the middle of his family and his wife. Then if you add on the extra stress he receives from her family, it’s surprising he hasn’t thrown in the towel yet.
Nicole (Bradenton, Florida) & Azan (Morocco)
Danielle 2.0 Nicole Nafziger is excitedly packing for her trip to meet Azan Tefou in Grenada. Her dad will be joining them in order to meet her scammer fiance. Her dad obviously doesn’t realize his daughter is two cans short of a six pack. He questions why Nicole is supporting Azan financially. At this point, what is the purpose of meeting Azan or taking their relationship seriously? I think the best thing the family can do is concentrate on helping May survive her mother’s bad decisions. Instead of Nicole putting her money aside for her daughter’s future, she is spending it all on a man. SMH… I’m sorry, but I have zero respect for a mother who puts a relationship ahead of the needs of her child.
Nicole receives an upsetting phone call from Azan that causes her to storm from the house. Her mother shows up shortly, thereafter and talks to producers. She reveals that Azan called their Grenada trip off for some reason. Hmm… Is anyone really surprised? Azan doesn’t want to marry or spend any time with Nicole. I couldn’t help but laugh when I saw his face when she reminded him that they could stay in one room and hug and kiss in Grenada. Anyone in their right mind can see this is just a younger version of Danielle Mullins and Mohammed Jbali from a previous season. The only thing that Azan likes about Nicole is that her checks keep clearing and she is too stupid to see she is being used.
Nicole’s mother discovers that Nicole is no longer at the house, as she looks for her. Once she finds her, Nicole refuses to talk to production. Nicole claims that Azan has a family emergency that won’t allow him to go on vacation. Sure, that sounds believable…. Nicole believes he is telling the truth, despite her mother’s concerns. My mother would have popped my rose-colored bubble so fast. There is no way she would have allowed me to continue to keep making a fool of myself.
Paola (Colombia) & Russ (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma)
Russ Mayfield and Paola Mayfield are finally back in Miami, much to her delight. Paola gets a shot from the doctor in order to help protect her baby due to a medical condition. While at the doctor’s office they both become emotional thinking about their past miscarriage. Russ’ main concern is his wife and baby and now regrets trying to get Paola to move back to Oklahoma.
Jay (Jamaica) & Ashley (Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania)
Ashley Martson is still in New York with her friends after embarrassing themselves in the club the night before. Ugh… must they continue to film this woman. I just want to rewind every scene she appears in. I am sick of the whining and unnecessary cruelty towards her husband, Jay Smith. TLC please don’t invite these two back for any more shows. We just don’t care anymore.
Ashley is back home and, of course, taking every opportunity to antagonize Jay. She corners him in the kitchen asking why he hung up on her the other night. I guess basically leaving him at home wondering what his wife was doing, had nothing to with that. Later, she calls Jay into the room for him to stand trial, yet again. She decides that she wants to give him one more chance for them to work things out. Insert side eye emoji. Girl, please. We all know you will still attempt to control and demoralize Jay for his indiscretion FOREVER.
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TELL US- WHY DO YOU THINK LARISSA AND COLT AREN’T HAVING SEX? IS ANDREI TAKING ADVANTAGE OF ELIZABETH AND HER FAMILY? WAS CHANTEL WRONG TO FORCE HERSELF ON PEDRO’S TRIP HOME? DO YOU BELIEVE ASHLEY REALLY IS READY TO GIVE JAY A SECOND CHANCE? WILL ANY OF THESE 90 DAY FIANCE HAPPILY EVER AFTER COUPLES GO THE DISTANCE? WHICH 90 DAY FIANCE HAPPILY EVER AFTER COUPLE IS YOUR FAVORITE?
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