90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After Episode Recap: Dirty Dancing

On last night’s episode of 90 Day Fiance Happily Ever After, Larissa Dos Santos Lima  revealed a huge secret that left everyone shocked. As if she and  Colt Johnson’s marriage wasn’t riddled with enough challenges, we find out yet another one. Colt’s mother, Debbie Johnson, was in complete disbelief to find out her husband son dared to keep anything from her. MeanwhilePedro Jimeno, is living his best life in the Dominican Republic. He is surrounded by people, who actually like him. Some more than others…  The Family Chantel will be charging their tasers and looking up the number to immigration, once they see this episode. SMH….

In an effort to make his drama queen happy, Colt finally emancipated his wife from the house. Larissa donned a dress fit for an escort to go on their casino date. Does Colt go anywhere besides places to eat and the casino? It’s clear Larissa never leaves the house. Her style choices scream that she rarely gets the opportunity to dress up. While at the casino, Colt promises to file for an adjustment of status for his wife. This will give them the opportunity to eventually travel back to Brazil to meet his in-laws for the first time. By the look on Larissa’s face, she isn’t thrilled to unveil her husband to her family. I guess, for now, Colt is still her dirty big American secret.

Colt (Las Vegas, Nevada) & his mom Debbie Larissa (Brazil)

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Larissa finally revealed her secret about why she avoided having Colt meet her family. WOW. Larissa has children in Brazil that she left to come to America to get married. SMH….  Colt actually knew about Larissa’s children, but has never met them. Supposedly, the plan was to see how they got along before Larissa would consider bringing her children to America. Umm… I still don’t understand why Colt couldn’t meet the kids or family. So he is good enough to marry, but not to introduce to your family? Don’t get me wrong, I would be embarrassed by Colt as well. But my family wouldn’t allow me to hide a man I planned to move to another country with. Debbie is the only member of the household who has been left in the dark.

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90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Colt and Larissa decided to finally sit Debbie down and tell her the truth. Debbie’s immediate reaction was very emotional. She dramatically ran to the kitchen to fix a stiff drink to absorb the news. I still find it weird Larissa would hide the fact that she has kids from the world. I know she told Colt, but as a mother, I don’t know how you could deny that part of you. Once Larissa explained that she hid the truth because they hated each other, Debbie seemed to understand.  Larissa plans to get a bigger house and eventually move her kids to the US. Don’t worry Debbie, Colt and Larissa will still need a driver once the kids arrive. I wonder what happened once the cameras left. I don’t see Debbie being the type to just let a revelation this big go quietly.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Pedro (Dominican Republic) & Chantel (Atlanta, GA)

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Chantel Everett and her cat are still home lonely now that Pedro is gone. Apparently, Pedro hasn’t answered any of his wife’s calls or texts since he left. Uh oh … “shocky” may be in his near future, if he ever returns to the US. Chanel visited her parents and told them all of her marriage woes. SMH… will this girl ever learn? Pedro bought a one-way ticket back to the Dominican Republic and Chantel has no idea when he will return. Sigh! Is there no one in Chantel’s life that is reasonable and married? I laughed so hard when Chantel’s mother questioned why Pedro was so stressed out.  If left up to her mother, she would have changed all of the bank accounts and called immigration as soon as he left. Yes, mother Chantel, Pedro has no worries… Not! I guess being harassed and having immigration held over your head constantly should be considered fun and relaxing.

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90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Pedro is having the time of his life in the Dominican Republic without Chantel. We haven’t seen him this happy since before his wedding. While out for drinks with friends, he danced with a woman like he was a single man. Pedro, if you think you had problems before, they are only getting started, my friend. Chantel and her family may be crazy, but no married man should allow another woman to straddle him and dance for any reason.

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It was like a scene from the movie “Dirty Dancing” and Pedro was the character Baby who emerges from the corner. The freedom definitely has gone to his head and Chantel is a distant memory.

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Jay (Jamaica) & Ashley (Mechanicsburg, Pennsylvania)

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Ashley Martson is still in NYC with her friends avoiding her husband, Jay Smith that she is holding prisoner. Honestly, this is just embarrassing….I don’t know if Ashley’s plan was to look cool, but she just looked pathetic the entire trip. While out, Jay calls and she FaceTimed with him outside the bar. Jay seemed completely left in the dark about the trip. Jay, please run away while Ashley is gone and seek the help of a kind stranger, on Tinder. At this point, I want this sham of the marriage to end. The very fact that Ashley takes pleasure in actively torturing this man is maddening. Grow up, Ashley!

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Nicole (Bradenton, Florida) & Azan (Morocco)

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Nicole Nafziger visited her mother and stepdad. Both are confused as to why she is wasting more money on Azan and a trip. Her stepdad asked all of the questions everyone with common sense has been wondering about. Nicole is more concerned about Azan Tefou than the fact her daughter will be starting school soon. She doesn’t even know about the school system or process n Morocco. SMH… oh May, God speed. Nicole’s parents failed to talk any sense into her about her lack of a plan.  There is a saying, God takes care of fools and babies. Nicole is a baby-faced fool, so she may stand half a chance in Morocco.

Paola (Colombia) & Russ (Oklahoma City, Oklahoma)

90 Day Fiancé Happily Ever After Season Premier Recap: Dirty Dancing

Russ Mayfield finally revealed to his wife, Paola Mayfield,, that he has a job opportunity in Oklahoma. Obviously, this isn’t something that Paola is happy to hear. She doesn’t get along with Russ’ family and hates being in such a conservative place. I don’t even know why Russ bothered to apply for this job. I don’t think you need a crystal ball to see that Oklahoma wasn’t in Paola’s future. Did he really believe that becoming a mother would magically turn her into a Stepford wife? She will be back to “modeling” and hanging out with friends at the bar as soon as she gets the chance.

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