On tonight’s episode of Southern Charm, Chelsea Meissner gives Austen Kroll some sound advice. She tells him, “I do think you should surround yourself with people who aren’t dragging you out to the bars.” True, but that wouldn’t make for a great reality TV show. Austen is turning up for the fans, right? He’s a noble guy like that.
Usually, it’s Cameran Eubanks giving these pep talks about becoming more responsible. However, she has a thirty-fifth birthday to celebrate. This means that the normally reserved Cameran is going to turn all the way up. And get completely wasted. Yes. Finally. Something interesting. Hopefully, her drunk chatter doesn’t mention the plight of real estate in Charleston. No one wants to hear about that, especially not in every single episode.
Even at her own birthday party, Austen is the main attraction, just like he has been all season. But at least they stopped showing that threesome video, right?
At Cam’s party, Craig Conover yells at Austen, “You left the bar because your ex-girlfriend told you to go.” I have no reason to “love” Madison LeCroy, but why do Craig and Shep Rose dislike her so strongly. What are we missing from this storyline? It just doesn’t completely add up.
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Craig also tells Austen, “You are f*cking losing your goddamn mind!” Is he though? He’s not the one who’s bent out of shape about someone else’s relationship.
In lighter news, Shep gets a new puppy, who he names Little Craig. Will human Craig be offended by this? Or honored by the moniker?