Welcome to the recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 7. Last week, Angelica tried to make “penis pump” the new “Pumptini!” when she announced Jason used one to the entire staff, including Lisa. When Audrey confronted her about her lack of professionalism, Angelica placed the blame back onto Audrey for telling her in the first place. Meanwhile, Shayne scored several wins with the debut of his short film and for being able to remain sober during his father’s visit. Here’s exactly what went down in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 7: “Paso Aggressive.”
What happened in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 7?
Lisa threw a big party to celebrate SUR’s twentieth anniversary and expected the group to be on their best behavior. Unfortunately, that didn’t happen. Marcus had stirred the pot between Natalie and Kim, which caused Kim to go off on Natalie in front of the guests. Lisa also had her eyes on Jason, who had been a no-show and knew zilch about the menu. The group then headed off to Lisa’s wine event, where Angelica revealed a video from Jason and Chris’ OnlyFans that left some feeling they were a little too close for comfort.
Marcus and Kim were on rinse, wash, repeat
Lisa was keeping Guillermo busy with party planning for the twentieth anniversary of SUR. We flashed back to photos of the two of them working together from the very beginning. Guillermo was the original Peter Madrigal! Lisa joked, “We were both young and hot. And now look at us, old and hot!”
She told Guillermo they were going to be short-staffed, as she was taking some of them to a Women in Wine retreat in Paso Robles. In her confessional, Lisa expressed “anxiety” about bringing the group. Cut to all the scenes so far of everyone crashing out. She said, “All they need to do is serve and pour. I mean, how difficult can it be?” Foreshadowing!
Meanwhile, Marcus and Kim were on rinse, wash, repeat. He apologized for getting mad at her for hugging Jason and blamed his behavior on his drinking. He said, “I just think in the moment I was drunk and being a little b*tch.”
Kim forgave him. She knew he was going through a hard time with losing his parents. She said in her confessional, “I have seen all the great amazing sides of him. But it’s really hard when all the bad sides are thrust on me.”
Across town, Shayne took Angelica out for a lunch date at the beach. And just like when she started seeing Jason, Angelica chose to ignore all the red flags in front of her. She gave Shayne her list of things that were important to her in a guy, and number one was monogamy. Shayne grimaced.
He told her that he is “ethically nonmonogamous.” Even with that warning, Angelica hoped she could be the one to change him. Oh, girl.
Jason was on Lisa’s naughty list
Lisa gathered the troops before the party to make sure they were going to be on their best behavior. Everyone was ready to be on their A-game, except for Jason.
He was a no-show the previous night, so Lisa pulled him aside to remind him that sh*t didn’t fly with her. Jason blamed it on his lack of technological skills with their scheduling system. Lisa wasn’t buying it, as he was supposedly pre-med.
She said in her confessional, “If Jason wanted to be a doctor, how would he have organized everything? I mean, was he the kind of doctor that didn’t know where his patients were and didn’t know what leg was supposed to be chopped off?”
Jason quickly realized he needed to shape up or he’d be shipped out. So he ran over to Venus to discuss the menu. Venus quizzed him on what he would recommend. Jason proudly said “cheese balls” but couldn’t explain why.
Venus said in his confessional, “You don’t know nothing about the goat cheese balls? People don’t even have to work here to know that our goat cheese balls are the most popular item on the menu. Jason needs to be educated on American history.” Amen to that.
Meanwhile, the group’s promise to be on their best behavior lasted all of five seconds. Audrey ignored Angelica at the host stand and talked about her to Kim like she wasn’t even there. Then when Natalie heard Demy and Marcus say “I love you” to each other, she called out the hypocrisy when Marcus admitted Kim would be okay with that.
After Natalie called him out, Marcus immediately tattled to Kim about what went down. This was all Kim needed to set Natalie and her bar on fire.
Lisa celebrates twenty years at SUR
The party was in full swing with jazz music playing in the background. Natalie was chillin’ by the bar and was happy to see Kim. Until Kim opened her mouth, that is.
In her confessional, Natalie understood Marcus was the culprit. She said, “Marcus, what the f*ck are you doing? Running to Kimberly, setting off a bomb … recognize that you are making it so much worse.”
And just what Lisa asked them not to do, they did. Kim and Natalie started arguing back and forth in front of all the guests. Kim told her to “shut the f*ck up.” She added, “You look like an idiot who is obsessed with my relationship.” Natalie tried to get Kim to leave, and that’s when Lisa stepped in. Kim was shooed off, and Natalie was upset for getting part of the blame.
Lisa then had other fish to fry when she monitored Jason handing out the appetizers. He didn’t seem to know what he was serving, so she told Chris he needed to get Jason up to speed. Lisa joked in her confessional, “I think Jason knows more about fleshlights and penis pumps than he does my f*cking menu.”
Afterwards, Lisa gave a speech celebrating twenty years at SUR. Then there was a grand reveal of the cast photo up on the wall. The new guard had officially taken over.
And that new guard was now off to Paso Robles to help with Lisa’s wine event. They split up into two cars, making sure everyone in each car was friendly with one another. Which somewhat worked. Marcus and Kim rode up together but had broken up once again.
Angelica spills the tea on Jason and Chris on Vanderpump Rules
The crew took a pit stop at the Madonna Inn to grab food and marvel at their waterfall-style urinals. Marcus had everyone cheer to getting along on this trip, which would be hard to do with most of the group at odds. And then a new beef popped up between Angelica and Shayne.
Angelica was mad because Shayne announced he and Audrey made out in a music video. In her confessional, Natalie observed, “She still lives with her ex-boyfriend. Like, I’m the boy-crazy one?”
Finally, they had arrived at their destination. Everyone ran to pick their rooms, with Audrey excited she and Chris got the king-sized suite as Marcus and Kim were dunzo (for now).
But her excitement didn’t last. Audrey was having second thoughts about Chris, as she wanted more romance. But that was going to be the least of her problems once she heard Angelica’s tea.
Angelica pulled aside Kim and Demy to share some intel she had on Jason and Chris’ OnlyFans. Angelica said there was a video of Jason and Chris with some other guys “basically lubing each other up naked and massaging each other.”
Demy watched it and said, “It’s a lot of massaging, a lot of butts. I’ve seen everyone’s penis. Now someone’s in the shower…” Suddenly, Demy shrieked. Angelica asked, “Do they actually perform incest?” Demy responded, “There was definitely incest. They were all touching each other.” Welp, this trip just took an interesting turn.
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