Welcome to the recap for Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 9. Last week, Audrey questioned if Chris was really into her or just another Fboy. She also made up with Angelica, who surprisingly didn’t mention Chris and Jason’s risqué OnlyFans video. However, Angelica did tell Shayne, who didn’t buy her incestuous claims. Meanwhile, the group all came together to help Venus get his groove back. But how long would this peace last? Here’s exactly what went down in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 9: “Rosé All Day.”
What happened in Vanderpump Rules Season 12, Episode 9?
The trip to Paso Robles concluded with Angelica dropping a bomb to the group about Jason and Chris’ allegedly incestuous OnlyFans video. This prompted the cousins to go to war with Angelica, which she quickly lost once the video was proven to be clickbait, and Angelica admitted she never even watched it. This also caused a ripple effect with Angelica’s relationship to Shayne when Shayne decided she wasn’t worth the drama and dumped her. But Angelica wasn’t giving up just yet.
Natalie and Kim have a breakthrough
Venus still couldn’t believe what happened the previous night. In his confessional he shared, “Last night was fucking wild. I swapped saliva with all of these bitches … Then Natalie and Jason hooked up. And of course, Shayne had to share some disturbing shit from his past.”
Cut to Shayne saying, “I lost my virginity in a sewer.” When asked how he even got there, Shayne replied, “You know, storm drains.” The group all went, “Ohhhhh.”
But it was a new day and time to regroup. So the boys got ready and started to play around with Jason’s giant dildo, as one does on vacation. And of course, it had to be Angelica to be the one to walk in on them.
After that fiasco, they all hopped onto the party bus to head to Daou Vineyards. Audrey was wowed by the view and hoped this would inspire Chris to be more romantic. The man was just tossing around a giant dildo; good luck with that.
Ding, ding, ding! Natalie had an announcement as they all chowed down on cheese and oysters. She was happy to see Marcus and Venus connecting again. Audrey chimed in it was nice to see Demy, Natalie, and Kim getting along too. Kim said, “I know that it takes me maybe longer, so I apologize to you, Natalie, for harboring for a little too long. I do love you.”
Jason said, “Work, to me, has been a little stressful. I’m not the best server…” Demy said, “No! Who told you that?” Everyone lost it. However, Jason regrouped and told Angelica he hoped they could move on. But that peace offering was short-lived once they took a group photo and Angelica told Jason, “Squat next to me, you little small man.”
Lisa celebrates World Dog Day
While all the shenanigans were going on in wine country, Lisa was celebrating World Dog Day in West Hollywood. And good old Tom Schwartz made a guest appearance. Lisa was proud of the work they did and mentioned they’ve saved thousands of dogs. She added, “I know the name of every dog in the street that walks up and down. I have no idea who the owners are because I never look up.” Same, Lisa, same.
Back on the party bus, Audrey accidentally spilled red wine all over Natalie’s dress. Demy said, “It’s giving murder … which I love.” She really is Wednesday Addams, and I am here for it.
As they toured the grounds of the next winery, Jason planned Angelica’s demise. Chris said in his confessional, “At this point it’s very clear that Angelica is just trying to get a reaction out of Jason. I think right now he should just ignore it because who gives a f*ck what she thinks anyway?”
But Jason did give a f*ck. After everyone sat down to eat, he interrupted Angelica who was informing Shayne she was going to get a boob job, and called her out. Angelica said her comment was meant to be “endearing.” Jason countered, “Well, if I said something to you, ‘Give me a hug, little tits,’ I don’t think anyone would like that.”
Angelica claimed she was hurt by his lack of communication and was dealing with a lot from her breakup. Jason didn’t care; he was miffed by her constant judging of his career. Angelica gasped, “I don’t judge you for anything.” Demy gave her side-eye and told Angelica to own up to what she’s been saying. Here we go…
Angelica’s claims about the cousins fell flat
Angelica brought up Jason and Chris’ OnlyFans video. She told Jason, “I had read something. It was a description of you and your cousin doing things that, in my opinion, would have deemed as incestuous.” However, her credibility was immediately squashed when she added, “I didn’t watch the video; I can’t confirm it.”
Chris and Jason explained the description is to get you to click on the video. Which is just them getting massaged and showering each other’s backs. Jason said, “Big whoop.” Angelica then tried to blame it on Jason for not telling her about this after their first date.
Marcus told Angelica she and Jason had a moment, it went sour, and now she was trying to embarrass him. Venus agreed and called the incestuous comment “character assassination.” She ran to Shayne for comfort, but he ditched her to avoid her drama and play video games instead.
Meanwhile, Demy confirmed to a now worried Audrey that she did see the video. She said, “There was a massage table; they were taking turns massaging each other, basically.”
Angelica came back and said she didn’t like Jason “because it was incestuous.” Audrey shouted, “You don’t even know what the word ‘incestuous’ pertains to; it’s f*cking weird.” Demy then came at Angelica and told her she had a lot to say when they were alone but not so much in public, and she wasn’t a fan of that.
As they all got back on the party bus, Angelica broke down in tears after being confronted by everyone. Oddly enough it was Audrey who comforted her, while Angelica complained about Shayne not comforting her … as Shayne literally sat right next to her.
Shayne and Angelica were dunzo on Vanderpump Rules
The waterworks continued back at the house. But this time a topless Natalie comforted Angelica. Natalie said in her confessional, “Maybe Jason and Shayne are just a distraction from Angelica really feeling a lot of pain about this breakup. I’ve been there; I’ve done it. She should really go to therapy.”
Then Shayne came in and ended things in the most gentle way possible. Fboys, take note! He said, “Everything that just happened made me think, where are we headed? I feel you getting romantic with me is a really bad idea. And I don’t want to do that because you know what my lifestyle is like.”
Angelica played it cool, but she was already plotting how to win him back. And she didn’t wait long as she jumped into the hot tub where Shayne was after he told everyone he just ended things with her. Awkward…
In his confessional, Shayne said, “I am aware of these tricks. So I am genuinely concerned I’m going to have to break up again with her in the morning.”
Meanwhile, even though Audrey seemed okay with what went down, she really wasn’t. She told Chris all was well, but she couldn’t stop wondering what had happened in that video. Her ignorance-is-bliss strategy was now shot.
The next morning, Shayne showed Chris texts Angelica had sent him. She wrote, “Why did you lock your door last night?” Then, “U up?” Chris predicted Shayne had a stage five clinger on his hands. Looks like breakup number two was right around the corner.
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