Bravo just dropped the taglines for Season 10 of The Real Housewives of Potomac, and honestly? They could have kept them. You’ve got Wendy Osefo making a reference to a job she no longer has, Gizelle Bryant talking about being naked, and Ashley Darby still referencing her “second bloom.” Most of these taglines could have stayed on the cutting room floor, but check out the preview below to judge for yourself.
The Real Housewives of Potomac Season 10 taglines are here
After the epic Season 6 taglines for The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City, we had really high hopes for our shady ladies of the DMV. They usually deliver, but unfortunately, these all feel like they were written by AI.
Gizelle kicks things off, saying, “When the nest is empty, it’s time for naked, grown, and sexy.”
Next up, the recently arrested Dr. Wendy pays homage to her husband’s cannabis line and the university job that she just quit in the aftermath of her insurance fraud scandal.
“I put the ‘high’ in ‘higher education,’” she says, as Wesleyan University scrambles to find a replacement professor for her course this semester.
Stacey Rusch’s tagline connects to her “still I rise” comment from the Season 9 reunion. Clearly, she didn’t take Gizelle’s advice to leave Maya Angelou out of her mess.
“Some believe the lies, but still I rise,” she quips.
After Stacey’s tagline, that’s where things really start to get shaky. Suddenly, you feel yourself starting to reflect on NeNe Leakes calling the franchise “starless.” These taglines certainly reflect it.
“Beauty is my business, but getting you together is my specialty,” Keiarna Stewart claims, followed up by a total clunker from newbie Tia Glover.
“You can only clutch pearls if you have them. And, darling, I have loads,” she says, with Season 10’s other newbie, Angel Massie, adding, “Hell hath no fury like an Angel scorned.”
Last and possibly least is Ashley, making reference to her new chapter, post-divorce from Michael Darby. The tagline feels on brand, but it’s her delivery that doesn’t feel convincing.
“This cherry blossom is ready for her second bloom,” she concludes with a stiffness.
Fingers crossed that these lackluster taglines aren’t a sign of what’s to come for Season 10. Otherwise, we might just need to fast forward to when Karen Huger comes home.
The Real Housewives of Potomac airs on Sundays at 8/7c on Bravo. It’s also streaming on Peacock and Hayu.
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