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Married To Medicine Recap: Swap Till You Drop

During last night’s episode of Married to Medicine, the group concluded the Cabo trip. While everyone has fun in the sun, drama rears its ugly little head. Jackie and Buffie have another combative moment.

In Cabo San Lucas, the group participates in a wife swap on the beach! Heavenly Kimes  is still angry at Damon Kimes for going to the strip club. Contessa Metcalfe and Scott Metcalfe put on a brave face for the group, but their marriage issues are still apparent. Back in Atlanta, Quad Webb-Luncefords divorce proceedings are closer to the finish line. Let’s get straight into the Married to Medicine recap!

Married To Medicine Recap: Revenge Of The Sip And Paint

Last night’s episode of Married to Medicine was very interesting to say the least. The men had their revenge on the ladies after Toya’s scandalous Sip and Paint party. I couldn’t help but find it funny that Hellishly’s “buddy” finally gave her a taste of her own medicine even if it was involuntary.

Contessa Metcalfe and Scott Metcalfe get into a heated argument. Jackie Walters finally apologizes to Buffie Purselle. Quad Webb-Lunceford gets a special girl’s night. Damon Kimes winds up in the doghouse with Heavenly Kimes. Let’s get straight into the Married to Medicine recap!

Lala Kent

Labor Day means a long weekend, which usually translates to some fun times with family and friends. Some of the Vanderpump Rules cast members headed down to Cabo to celebrate Lala Kent’s twenty-ninth birthday. Lala posted a photo in her birthday suit. Stassi Schroeder posed with a sombrero on. Katie Maloney showed off her assets for the camera as well.

Meanwhile, Jax Taylor and Brittany Cartwright went out of the way to make sure that their social media followers knew that they missed their flights to Cabo just in case anyone wondered if they weren’t invited. And I can’t blame them given Jax’s other cast feuds.

Jennifer on embracing the “monkey’s asshole” comment and her banter with Margaret

After months of dieting and not drinking for her fitness competition, Teresa Giudice just wanted to celebrate her accomplishments with some fun in Mexico. Of course, the Real Housewives of New Jersey cast couldn’t wait to leave their husbands and kids behind for a  vacation.

Before the trip, Jennifer Aydin mentioned to Teresa that her brother was getting married to a woman he didn’t know. OK, he knew her for a couple weeks, but still! At Dolores Catania’s fundraiser, Margaret Josephs referred to Jennifer’s future sister-in-law as a “mail-order bride.” Oh boy. In true RHONJ form, that got back to Jennifer and she was not happy about it. At all!

Real Housewives of New Jersey Cabo Trip

The Real Housewives of New Jersey Cabo trip was everything I wanted and more. There was high humidity and high drama. Margaret Josephs told Jennifer Aydin that her lip liner reminded her of “a monkey’s asshole.” Then, she upped the ante by declaring that Jennifer’s husband sleeps in the pool house and in his girlfriend’s bed. As the viewers know, she took this back immediately, but Jennifer’s reaction gave us some great drama.

Later, Danielle Staub had the nerve to tell Margaret that her kids don’t want to be around her. That’s something Marty Caffrey’s kids could relate to, Danielle. Then, The Marge retaliated by picking up Dolores Catania’s glass of red wine and dumping it on her. Somehow, this all lead to Jennifer smashing a glass and coming at Melissa Gorga with a makeshift shank. So much for this being a fun, booze-filled trip after months of Teresa Giudice’s fitness competition dieting.

RHONJ-Margaret-Josephs

Tonight is the night! The Real Housewives of New Jersey cast members have teased this Cabo fight all season long. Dolores Catania billed it as “the most epic fight in Housewives history.”

Margaret Josephs teased “glass breaking, crying, screaming, and pushing” during the big fight. She even said that every single cast member gets involved. Is it time for the next Real Housewives of New Jersey episode yet? I am so ready.

Aimee-gets-arrested

Last night on Floribama Shore, police arrested Aimee Hall. At the bar, she was harassed by a random, now the supposed victim is claiming her nose is broken. Portions of the altercation were blurred out. So, I can’t tell if she threw a drink or actually punched the woman in her face. Do we believe this is a desperate bar patron looking for fifteen minutes of fame? Or is she just a victim who talks too much? I’m leaning towards the former. Get those tabloid interview coins!

The group is in the van coming home when the police stop them. Meanwhile, Codi Butts and Candace Rice are on their way home from their date, totally unaware of the drama. Aimee is placed under arrest for battery and the random at the bar wants to press charges. The police decide not to take her to jail, but give her a court date.

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Last night’s  Floribama Shore continued where it left off. The Butts’ are still in town!  I guess the family that drinks together stays together.  Last week we left off with Codi Butts’ father questioning Candace Rice about the possibility of a date between them.  Could this be a match made in heaven? Or is Codi just more comfortable wearing down dating a girl in the house? Let’s not forget, he tried to have something with Aimee Hall in the past.

Everyone is out at the bar having drinks. Codi has to leave the table to throw up, per his usual drinking ritual. His father continues his inquisition now that his son is out of sight. Candace tells his father that when he asked before, she was in a relationship. His dad is definitely working the situation because he further presses her further with, “You’re not in a relationship now”. Candace finally agrees to a date, thanks to his dad. Well, you have to love a girl who agrees to a possible date while the guy is in the bathroom puking his guts out.