Rut-roh. We might need Shaggy and the Gang to come help solve a big mystery. A LOT will be happening on Real Housewives of Atlanta and the holidays are starting early. The ladies will be back to grace us with their presence on December 6, and it will be a season like no other. Moving on without NeNe Leakes, we will watch protests, pandemics, and… STRIPPERGATE.
Thanks to Cynthia Bailey and her escalando bachelorette party, RHOA fans will be seeing many body parts and trying to figure out who they belong to. Tanya Sam and Porsha Williams are the names most involved regarding who did what with a stripper. The gentleman in question denies anything happened, and so does Tanya. But the lady doth protest too much, methinks. If nothing happened and no fiancés were cheated on, it’s normal SOP to
lie, lie, and deny keep calm and carry on. It seems in this case, instead of carrying on, Tanya has carried herself off of the show.
The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City is here and a complete hit so far! Almost every scene in the first episode had fans’ jaws on the floor. The women brought fashion, a variety of cultures and religions, and a marriage to a former relative! Even Whitney Rose’s vow renewal caught fans’ attention. That’s right. A vow renewal to start her career as a Housewife. A choice and a half.
Any professional reality TV watcher knows a vow renewal is the kiss of death to a marriage on TV. There’s Vicki Gunvalson and Donn Gunvalson, Cynthia Bailey and Peter Thomas (barf), and Ramona Singer and Mario Singer. To name just a few.
Season 5 of Real Housewives of Potomac has been on fire! Nearly every cast member has a story line this season. RHOP newbie Wendy Osefo flaunted all of her degrees and squabbled with Grande Dame Karen Huger. Karen was dealing with the shifting dynamics in her marriage to Ray Huger. Ray isn’t used to an independent wife who is focused on her perfume business.
Ashley Darby was adjusting to motherhood, and once again, dealing with her husband Michael Darby’s inability to keep it in his pants. This time, Michael
slept with fell asleep next to another woman at a hotel. But don’t worry-Michael assured his wife that nothing happened. Umm…okay.
We already got a trailer for Real Housewives of Atlanta Season 13. The new episodes start on December 6. We all knew Cynthia Bailey, Kandi Burruss, Kenya Moore, and Porsha Williams are returning as full-time cast members. NeNe Leakes and Eva Marcille are out (although Eva is a bridesmaid in Cynthia’s wedding). Drew Sidora is a full-time cast member and there are a bunch of other “Friends of the Housewives.
How are they not done filming this season yet? Is it that good that they just can’t put the cameras down? Or are they not getting good enough footage so they’re hoping for more? Well, apparently, production is still going. And, no, I’m not just referring to the post-principle shooting confessional interviews. Apparently, they’re still hosting all-cast events at this point, less than a month before the season starts airing. However, they recently paused production.
Real Housewives of Atlanta is down one OG, but one thing is for sure, Season 13 is insane. Filming through a summer filled with a pandemic, fighting for racial equality, and planning Cynthia Bailey’s wedding, the ladies are back and very ready to party.
Viewers will meet two new cast members. Drew Sidora is joining the group full time and Latoya Ali will show up as a friend. Tanya Sam and Marlo Hampton, with her eternally empty hands, will appear part time as well. If a worldwide health crisis and extensive racial unrest weren’t big enough issues to address, we will also dive deep into the rabbit hole of STRIPPERGATE. Judging from the trailer and someone’s questionably placed ankles, this particular rabbit hole will be long, dark, and have dollar bills in his g-string.
Just because someone is no longer on Real Housewives of Atlanta doesn’t mean there can’t be some good old fashioned drama. Shockingly, this involves the recently departed NeNe Leakes and Season 7 veteran, Claudia Jordan. Fans of the show may remember Claudia and NeNe having a less-than-amicable friendship. Though one might be hard pressed to find NeNe in any kind of amicable friendship.
Claudia was a one and
fired done but left her mark. Her legacy formed as one of the few people who dared to go directly up against NeNe. Though she left the show, it didn’t deter Claudia from sharing her opinion. In May of this year, Claudia and Vivica A. Fox questioned if NeNe’s antics were the result of, let’s say, chemical substances. It wasn’t received well. Now, NeNe and Claudia are at it again. Apparently NeNe mocked Claudia’s experience with domestic abuse. You think you’ve heard of reading someone to filth? Miss Claudia just broke out the encyclopedia.
Real Housewives of Atlanta is gearing up for quite a season. As we dry our tears of pain because NeNe Leakes is
fired no longer on the show, now the cast has a whole new infection to deal with. Cynthia Bailey had a history of lookin’ for love in all the wrong places, until she found Mike Hill. Viewers have been inundated with the #chill hashtag for about two years, and the happy couple got engaged in 2019.
Cynthia was accused of using her engagement with Mike as a storyline, which kind of tracks because she usually has no storyline. But Cynthia was smitten with Mike and it was obvious she was thrilled at the prospect of becoming Mrs. Hill. Cynthia had the location. She had the dress. And she had the guest list. With dreams of rings, vows, and cameras dancing in her head, she wasn’t anticipating a pandemic to gate crash. Thanks to the Rona, NeNe wasn’t the only one who missed Cynthia’s ceremony.
We’re all sick of it. The horrible plague began it’s assault on the world earlier this year and most everyone has been impacted by the virus. The entertainment world basically shut down in an effort to slow the spread. We said good-bye to Broadway and a host of television shows went out of production. As we try to move forward in a safe manner, we are seeing the fallout of such an extraordinary contagion.
Businesses took a very hard hit. If it didn’t close, it might be struggling. Speaking of struggling, Real Housewives of Atlanta veteran, Shereé Whitfield has long touted her fashion line. Those obsessed with on-trend styles and everything Vogue have been waiting years for the official debut of She by Shereé. Now, it’s with a heavy heart that I must report Coronavirus has taken yet another métier. Friends, we must bid adieu to our dreams of a fashion show with no fashion.