It’s Wednesday! And, you know what that means: a new Real Housewives of New Jersey episode is on tonight. We pick up where we left off last week. The ladies just arrived at Jackie Goldschneider’s home in the Hamptons.
Teresa Giudice thanked Jackie for inviting her, which is a major milestone considering the rocky (albeit brief) history between these two. And in that same breath, Teresa “thanked” Margaret Josephs for not inviting her to the Mother’s Day brunch she hosted during last week’s episode. Every New Jersey Housewife was there with their mom, meanwhile, Teresa stayed at home, stewing over Margaret excluding her. Well, maybe Teresa should have stuck up for Margaret when Danielle Staub gave Margaret whiplash by pulling her ponytail. Hindsight is 20/20, isn’t it?
Once upon a time on Real Housewives of New Jersey, Danielle Staub and Marty Caffrey were embroiled in a messy divorce. Their separation happened just two months into their marriage. Their divorce was finalized in February of 2019.
Fast forward to this season, and the exes are quite a bit friendlier. Much to Margaret Joseph’s horror, she was told by Teresa Giudice that not only are Danielle and Marty living in the same house, but they had sex. Yikes!
Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub are at WAR on The Real Housewives of New Jersey. The fallout from last week’s episode will likely last all season. It’s a bloodbath in the Garden State. Teresa Giudice is directly in the middle, and her friendship with Marge is in big jeopardy. Teresa’s somewhat blind loyalty to Danielle is mind boggling. What is she doing here? Why does she want to be her ally so badly?
It’s also only a matter of time before some of the other women have a falling out. For the most part everyone’s getting along right now. That’s going to change. It wouldn’t be Housewives if it wasn’t going to. It’s probably a safe bet that it’ll be Jennifer Aydin who finds herself at odds with someone. Will it be Jackie Goldschneider again? Although someone new would be more exciting.
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are the gift that keeps on giving! Last week’s episode was such a RIDE. From Margaret Josephs dumping water on Danielle Staub, to THAT hair pull. These women are violent, and we can’t get enough. That entire final five minutes was so legendary. If you like heart racing edge of your seat drama, you were loving it.
The chaos that these ladies were causing in that store is mind boggling. Everyone was looking on like WHAT IN THE ACTUAL F**K? Where do Margaret and Danielle even go from here? They can’t be friends. There’s no way. Danielle called her trout mouth, and Margaret called
Beverly Danielle a prostitute. Those are fighting words in Jersey. The women of Beverly Hills or OC could NEVER. The fallout from this is going to be pure golden entertainment.
Tonight’s Real Housewives of New Jersey episode starts right where the last one ended: with that epically horrendous hair pull. Everyone in their right mind sided with Margaret Josephs after Danielle Staub dumped the contents of Margaret’s purse into a lit candle and pulled on Margaret’s ponytail.
And then there’s Teresa Giudice. She thinks the real crime is that Margaret poured water on Danielle. Oh, girl. What is going on in that mind of yours?
Not much. Melissa Gorga, Dolores Catania, Jackie Goldschneider, and Jennifer Aydin are there to support Margaret, but not Teresa. She still thinks this is all Margaret’s fault. I cannot wait for the tables to turn (pun intended). I can’t wait to see what Danielle does that finally turns Teresa against her, but that’s not happening tonight.
For the most part, The Real Housewives of New Jersey are all in a good place. The only real conflict right now is between Margaret Josephs and Danielle Staub. However, they’ve managed to avoid one another for the most part. THANK GOODNESS. The last thing this group needs is more wine glasses thrown or drinkings being spilled. TAKE A XANAX! CALM DOWN!
Danielle and Margaret cannot outrun each other forever though. These two women will never like each other, and it is what it is. There is so much bad blood. This might be one of the most epic feuds in Real Housewives of New Jersey history. It’ll be interesting to see how this rivalry progresses the next time they’re in the same room. It’s all supposed to go down in this episode too!
The Real Housewives of New Jersey are back from Jamaica, but the drama is far from over. Teresa Giudice is dealing with the aftermath of Joe Giudice’s appeal being denied. Her life will never be the same after this. The biggest impact will obviously be on the lives of their four daughters. However, that’s not the only issue in Jersey. Things are getting messy in Dolores Catania’s life as well. Her ex Frank Catania isn’t so sure about current boyfriend David Principe.
On last week’s episode another can of worms was opened thanks to Margaret Josephs. She didn’t believe Teresa who claimed Danielle Staub and Marty Caffrey slept together. As a result of Margaret calling Marty to fact check, Teresa’s in the doghouse with Danielle. It’s so twisted and confusing and messy. How long will it be before Danielle’s wrath is felt by everyone?
After restraining orders, mudslinging, and a super messy divorce, Danielle Staub and Marty Caffrey are still living together. And, according to Teresa Giudice, they’re still having sex, which I believe.
Even if they aren’t back together, Marty still has Danielle’s back. Yes, even after everything she put him through. She was a bridezilla all of Real Housewives of New Jersey Season 9. She pulled him away from his children, spent all his money, and the list goes on. Apparently, Marty is the most forgiving person on the planet because he is still standing up for his ex.