It’s weddings and engagements galore on Vanderpump Rules. The newest season will feature the Kentucky fried
sham wedding of Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor. Viewers will be treated to a Disney princess themed wedding in a castle, where we get to hear Brittany say “I’m making the biggest mistake of my life just to be on TV” “I do” in between guzzling shots of tequila and beer cheese. Can’t wait.
I’m not sure if we’ll see Randall Emmett’s proposal to Lala Kent, but I hope that we don’t. I don’t have the stomach to hear Lala say, “Yes, daddy,” after Randall pops the question. Barf. Watching Beau Clark propose to Stassi Schroeder in a cemetery is more my speed. I’ll happily watch Stassi’s wedding as well, it will be anything but boring and it will be in Europe. But will Stassi decide to have her wedding filmed for viewers?
Even though she ditched filming midway through the season, Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 9 is all about Lisa Vanderpump. She is pretty much always the topic of conversation in all of the scenes that she is not in.
Ever since her epic fight with Kyle Richards at Villa Rosa, LVP seems to be done with the cast. She had lunch with new Housewife Denise Richards and she invited Erika Jayne to one of her events during the last episode. Other than those moments, she’s primarily filming her kitchen renovation. Alone. Not only did that fight damage Kyle and Lisa’s relationship, but it also put a major target on Kyle’s back from
LVP Stans RHOBH viewers.
Season 9 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills certainly has focused on one issue—what happened to Lucy Lucy Apple Juice. We all know that Dorit Kemsley and her husband, PK Kemsley, violated their adoption contract with Vanderpump Dogs by re-homing Lucy rather than returning her to Lisa Vanderpump’s organization. Lucy nipped the children and PK, so it is understandable that Dorit had to make some hard decisions. But Dorit had previously returned a dog to Vanderpump Dogs, so she should have known the rules. Somehow poor Lucy ended up in a kill shelter. If only Dorit had read the contract that she signed, or just given the dog back, all of this would have been avoided. And we would instead be speculating about why Harry Hamlin is spending so much time in the Canadian wilderness without wife Lisa Rinna. (Sorry, Rinna!)
Dorit and PK are under mounting financial pressure, so it isn’t shocking that they didn’t pay Vanderpump Dogs the $5,000 fee for violating the contract. “Puppy gate” has rippled through the entire RHOBH cast. Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave says that Lisa instructed employees John Sessa and John Blizzard share information about Dorit’s dastardly deed with Teddi. Kyle Richards believes, along with every other Beverly Hills Housewife, that Lisa leaked the story about Dorit to the press.
Even though Lala Kent does not share her relationship with Randall Emmett on Vanderpump Rules, that doesn’t mean that she doesn’t get personal about her sex life on the show.
No, I’m not talking about her one-time hookup with James Kennedy many seasons ago. Lala actually hooked up with one of her female costars, who was in a relationship. This was not teased in the Vanderpump Rules Season 7 trailer, but it will be a part of the season.
The relationship dynamic between Lala Kent and James Kennedy is very complicated. They were best friends, they’ve hooked up, and now they’re enemies. Lala wants nothing to do with the self-proclaimed White Kanye these days.
After James criticized her relationship with Randall Emmett and made fun of his personal appearance, Lala said she was done with him. They argued “about pasta.” After that, they made up, but it was only temporary. James offended Lala for the last time when they were at Coachella. He told Randall, “We all know each other inside and out if you know what I mean.” Lala was actually done after that. So is there any hope for their friendship? It sure doesn’t seem like it.
Very few people can throw throw a party as well as a Real Housewife, especially a themed event. Real Housewives of Beverly Hills OG Kyle Richards threw a Halloween/30th birthday party for her oldest daughter Farrah Aldjufrie. She even hashtagged the event with “Farrahween.”
As expected, she went all out with every aspect of the party, making me wish that Kyle could throw my next birthday party. The decor was unreal, the costumes were over the top, and there was even a Ferris wheel in the backyard.
When I watch Vanderpump Rules, I want nothing more than for Lisa Vanderpump to take me under her wing at one of her many restaurants. When I watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, I wonder why Lisa Vanderpump gets to hold up the center diamond in the opening credits after sitting back and doing (pretty much) nothing all season while earning a paycheck for herself and her dog.
Is it time for Lisa to jump ship from the Real Housewife life and just focus on Vanderpump Rules? It just might be. After Erika Jayne and Lisa Rinna teased that one of their costars refused to take part in a Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast photo shoot, it didn’t take long for the fandom to assume Lisa Vanderpump was the culprit. Just take a look at Instagram and it will be crystal clear that every other cast member is hanging out. Where has Lisa been? Is the OG Beverly Hills Housewife on the outs with the rest of the cast? She just might be.
Because reality stars (past and present) thrive on attention of any kind, they’re always in the press. Good or bad! Here’s a round-up of what’s been happening as of late.
The former Real Housewives of DC stars have had an eventful week. Perhaps they’re coordinating press releases for maximum exposure!
Up first, Mary Amons filed for divorce from husband Rich Amons. She announced her split from her husband of 26 years on Facebook! “It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my twenty-six year marriage. While I have the deepest respect for my husband and wish him the very best, we have grown apart,” Mary wrote.
She then added that she wants privacy during this difficult time – which is why she publicized it on Facebook, right? What this means is that every single member of the former RHODC cast is now a single lady. Perhaps Bravo can do a former Real Housewives dating show?
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