You can’t get blood from a stone, but you can surely squeeze Bravo stunts for all they are worth. First we hear a Real Housewives All Stars project is in the works and now we have… Children of the Bravolebrities. If you aren’t staying awake at night wondering what haute coutureBrooks Marks will release next, then who are you? Bravo has never ventured into these waters before, but it’s not a half bad idea. Why not hear from the people who never signed up to be on television?
While most of Bravo’s content stems from adults, often times the kids are the most level-headed. I’m looking at you, Gia Giudice. Some start out as toddlers and literally grow up before our eyes, venturing out into the real world and starting families of their own. They also have their fair share of challenges from cameras following them throughout their awkward years. Now Andy Cohen is giving fans the opportunity to catch up with some of the Bravo spawn and he has announced the line up. Spoiler alert, Milania Giudice got the shaft, but perhaps, that’s because she’s not 18 yet.
Erika Jayne usually gets the “enigma” label on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. But when you look at the literal definition of enigma, “a person or thing that is mysterious, puzzling, or difficult to understand”, it doesn’t really apply to Erika. Because one thing she isn’t is complex. But you know who really deserves the title of enigma?
Dorit Kemsley is an enigma wrapped in lawsuits and rental properties. Dorit wears a coat of many colors. She is a wife and mother. She is fashion maven. But above all else, Dorit is a… DESIGNER. Need a bathing suit made of hankies? Dorit is there for you. Need a room to transport you to the Isle of Capri? Dorit can handle that too. Now Dorit is lending her gift to another venture. Friends, Dorit is answering the prayers of brides everywhere. STEP ASIDE, Vera Wang, for Dorit Kemsley has entered the group chat.
We’re all sick of it. The horrible plague began it’s assault on the world earlier this year and most everyone has been impacted by the virus. The entertainment world basically shut down in an effort to slow the spread. We said good-bye to Broadway and a host of television shows went out of production. As we try to move forward in a safe manner, we are seeing the fallout of such an extraordinary contagion.
She by SheBroke lives on! Thank you Jesus! The former Real Housewife of Atlanta, who can never get her bills on straight, has been battling ex-husband Bob Whifield over child support issues for years and she’s also battling her ex-attorneys who continue to claim she hasn’t paid them. Damn, She by SheNeedsToSellThatFirkin – again?!
StraightFromTheA reports that Sheree was back in court on August 15th and was none too happy. Sheree reportedly owes 100,000s of thousands of dollars to multiple Atlanta attorneys (but notPhaedra Parks!) and just hasn’t gotten around to paying them yet. Building a chateau is a lot of work…
Last week, Sheree continued to combat allegations that she never paid her divorce attorneys. The same attorneys who famously repossesed her Aston Martin as a result of unpaid fees. The firm in question is Weinstock & Scavo, and while they are no longer in business they still have a record of whom owes what.
It’s with great sadness that I announce that tonight is Sheree Whitfiled‘s last appearance on Real Housewives of Atlanta. I know, I cried too. Not because I am Sheree’s only fan (which I very well may be), but because Sheree’s arrival on the reality television scene was golden, precious, and insane. I mean, she only has my favorite intro in Housewives history: “I like things that are elegint and soffisicated, just like me!” Priceless, amirite?
As an homage to the most delusional Housewife of the whole franchise, it is without further ado that I unleash She by SheBroke: A Retrospective. Let’s recap some of Sheree’s greatest moments, shall we?
Season one we met Sheree; then full of hubris and conviction. “Budget – what’s that?;” she quipped. Insisting that soon she would be getting a whopping seven figures in a divorce settlement from ex-husband Bob Whitfield. Remember when Sheree had a personal shopper come to her mansion, which was drifting into foreclosure as she spoke, to bring her shoes? Oh, how the mighty fall.
“A big problem men have is they’re intimidated by successful women,” She by SheDelusional explained while spending her paltry divorce settlement on dresses she couldn’t afford. “I’m fashion; I’m style!;” she exclaimed. It’s so very in vogue to be broke, you know! So, of course first comes ridiculous, then comes a fashion line!
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Following the failure of Sheree Whitfield’sShe by Sheree, it seems a new Bravo housewife is ready to give the whole clothing line thingy a shot as well.
That brave one is Real Housewives of Orange County starAlexis Bellino. In an exclusive interview with RadarOnline, 33-year-old Alexis reveals her new found passion for fashion while also giving the site a sneak peak into her new couture dress line brilliantly called ‘Alexis Couture.’
“I am truly inspired by Valentino and Cavalli with Dolce and Gabbana fabrics and fit. I’ve added by own personal twist,” said Alexis. “I’ve been designing my line for 1 year and I’m really excited about the results.”
Originally hailing from Hannibal, Missouri, Alexis has three kids with hubbyJim Bellino, whom she met in 2005. “I have always said that being a great wife and mother comes first but Jim is super supportive of me working,” added Alexis.
Alexis plans to release Alexis Couture dress line in January 2011, the same month the 6th season of the OC Housewives is set to premiere on Bravo. Alexis is also planning a launch party in Beverly Hills on December 2.
Some photos of Alexis modeling her new line below. You can see more photos at RadarOnline.
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