Fans of Real Housewives of Atlanta have been waiting to see some real drama but have been disappointed so far –unless you enjoy watching boring talent shows and ladies arguing over fashion. I am longing for the premium shade thrown by former Atlanta Housewives Phaedra Parks and Kenya Moore. Take some notes, Eva Marcille!
Still, Eva has provided a bit of shade for viewers. She criticized the ample size of Cynthia Bailey’s booty (for a model). Eva even insinuated that Cynthia was renting her last season boyfriend, Will Jones. Also, Eva angered Kandi Burruss (and plenty of viewers) when Eva made a comment about Shamea Morton’s skin tone.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta episode, Porsha Williams‘ relationship with Dennis McKinley was tested. Then, she turned to the professionals for help. In happier news, the women also learned they’re going to Japan to sightsee, enjoy amazing cuisine, and take in all the local culture… HA!
We pick up at Tanya Sam‘s house. Tanya is obviously in denial. She pretends she’s hosting a real dinner party, with her real friends. However, this is a Real Housewives Of Atlanta party with fake friends who are paid to hate each other. In this case, Kandi Burruss is threatening to leave before dinner is even served (and the trip to Japan announced) because Porsha called her fake.
Did she, or did she not?! Did Porsha Williams attack someone at Kandi Burruss‘ party, I mean because that’s all anyone talked about on last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta.
The drama began when Kandi threw Todd Tucker a Michael Jordan themed 45th birthday party. Being benevolent (Or something like that!) Kandi invited Porsha and Dennis McKinley. And because parties are gathering places to bring people together from all sides of the spectrum Kandi also invited her “worker” Jami. Jami happens to be friends with Dennis’ ex Sherri. Sherri happens to be tattooed on Dennis’s body, and Jami happened to bring Sherri as her plus one. And then Sheri happened to loiter around Porsha and Dennis until Porsha walked away, then Sherri walked over to Dennis and gave him a hug and a kiss, just as Porsha happened to walk back over. Obviously Porsha got a little miffed and confronted Sherri. Wouldn’t you?
So in the land of peaches, which Real Housewives of Atlanta star is the shadiest of them all? Eva Marcille, who was just upgraded from Friend of the Housewives to full-timer for Season 11, has the answer: Kandi Burruss.
It certainly looks like Eva herself could also be in the running for the same shady contest. This is something that fans can attest to based on the season so far. Eva even spread a rumor that Cynthia Bailey rented her boyfriend from last season, Will Jones. Eva also mentioned that Cynthia is the only model that she knows with a large booty. Shady indeed!
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta, Porsha Williams relationship continued to be THE word on the street. Kandi Burrus found herself in hot water for running her mouth. Also, NeNe Leakes got some bad news about Gregg’s health.
It’s Dennis McKinley‘s turn to be in the hot seat and meet Porsha’s mom. They get together at his hookah lounge CRU, which makes perfect sense since Diane doesn’t like the smell of hookah.”Between hookah, hair, and hot dogs, there’s not one other word that begins with ‘H’ that could describe my Dennis,” Porsha brags. Dennis, who doesn’t have hair, but does have the delightful distinction of looking hot dog-esque (sans the ‘hot’ part). Aren’t hookah lounges passe – just like visible panty lines, which Porsha, unfortunately, has in those way too tight jeggings.
On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlanta we got intimate with Shamari DeVoe. Porsha Williams met Dennis McKinley‘s mom, and it went… like a dumpster fire.
If only Kandi Burrus would listen to an expert – her daughter Riley Burruss – she might not be visiting Dr. Jackie Walters to inquire about how to bring more Tucker Tots into the universe.
Since Kandi had fibroids and a high-risk pregnancy with Ace, she and Todd Tucker are considering a surrogate (or two!) to make babies out of their two remaining embryos. Until they learn surrogates – the good ones who aren’t hanging in the hood – cost $100k per uterine rental, and Todd might not even get to rub their bellies. At least Todd realizes he better get to work at the OLG instead of just sampling fried chicken and cocktails while talking about work.
During the last season of Real Housewives of Atlanta, Cynthia Bailey “dated” Will Jones. I say “dated” because she didn’t want to be in an official relationship and she was very open about dating around and not wanting anything exclusive right after her divorce.
That relationship did not last, but now Cynthia has a new man. The Atlanta Housewife is not naming names, but she did confirm that she has a new love interest.