Breaking news! Vanderpump Rules star Jax Taylor was spotted wearing a sweater! Kristen Doute and Tom Sandoval are in a healthy, thriving relationship! Okay, so maybe one of those statements is true, but really, how shocking is it to see Jax sporting a chunky cardigan?
Stassi Schroeder's ex is doing his best to move on while his former (I'm guessing from the previews of next week's episode) friend and his lady are bucking everyone's advice and opinions by staying in a co-dependent, tension filled relationship built on lies and distrust. Good times at SUR, right?
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According to Life & Style, Jax was recently seen getting cozy with blonde that wasn't Stassi. An eyewitness tells the site that the pair was getting super cozy at the Four Seasons, this past Saturday, making out in front of everyone. The source shares, “She was all over him, tickling his back. They were making out in the line to get their cars!” That's what I love to hear. I can always count on Jax to keep it classy!
Perhaps he needed some TLC after filming the reunion last Friday. Jax took to Twitter to share, "Not gonna sugar coat it that reunion we shot Friday still makes me have anxiety!!! So glad it's over !! #PumpRules but it's also sad." Whatever could have made you sad? Your pathetic Stassi tat or your web of lies? Just kidding, Jax! I appreciate you keeping things entertaining.
Jax also squashed any rumors that VR had been canceled after two seasons. He reveals,"#PumpRules will be back just a lot has changed !!! For the better though-thanks everyone-you guys are all amazing !!"
As for Kristen and Tom, they joined Andy Cohen on Watch What Happens Live this week, and don't think I wasn't glued to the screen. The pair is "working on their relationship" which means that Kristen bashed any and all girls that Tom had ever given the side-eye, Tom was defensive and withdrawn, Kristen couldn't forgive his past cheating but can't live without him, Tom rolled his eyes a lot, and Kristen took great pleasure in telling viewers that they'd slept together the night before so it can't be all bad. The best part was Couples Therapy's Dr. Jenn Berman was the guest bartender and couldn't even pretend that she wasn't sizing them up for next season. No way no how are they prepared to be in any relationship due to their immaturity…and she said as much. Cue Tom's eye rolling. Amazing.
Check out the selfie I found on Jax's Twitter just because. It's not easy being so douchey, y'all. It takes practice and effort! TGIF!
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