Aaaaahhh… Brandi Glanville. Never a quiet moment, eh!
“On our show, there are certain people who want to project this perfect persona like there’s nothing wrong in the world,” Brandi said. “Like Lisa Vanderpump used to live deep in the Valley and was filing for bankruptcy — and she doesn’t want to talk about that. That’s interesting to me.”
Exactly what is wrong with being broke, working hard to earn money, and then moving up? If Lisa got herself out of bankruptcy and is now financially solvent how is that anyone's business? Oh is because Lisa didn't act like a complete trashbox in the process like Drunki?
Sigh. Grasping at cocktail straw, Brandi, grasping at cocktail straws and slurping up alll the vodka.
CLICK THE CONTINUE READING BUTTON FOR THE REST!
Moving on, Brandi discusses this week's episode in her Bravo blog where she continues to take swipes at Lisa and accuse her of being manipulative. She also explains why she stayed out of Carlton Gebbia and Kyle Richards' fight.
"It was interesting to hear that Lisa and Kyle were throwing a joint birthday for Ken and Mauricio as they had previously had so much tension. But I'm all for everyone trying to get along," Brandi writes. "Watching Lisa and Kyle try and plan the party together was almost comical because we all know it's Lisa's way or the highway when it comes to party planning. I will say that Lisa does throw a beautiful party."
Brandi also questions Lisa's motive for asking her to congratulate Scheana Marie. "Before this party I had asked Lisa if at all possible to keep Scheana separate from me because I just felt like I have had this woman in my life enough. I have done my part as a friend by sitting down with her at Lisa's request. I've kind of had enough," Brandi explains.
"So I politely asked Lisa to do her best to keep us at a distance from one another and that is why Lisa decided not to have her wait on us at SUR for the dinner she planned for Joyce. I wasn't told or made aware that Scheana would be waiting on us in Lisa's home for this party. I know there are many, many servers for Lisa to pick from and this was a blatant move on Lisa's part to get a reaction out of me." I'm gonna blame producers for this one – they are cross-promoting VPR, after all and love drama!
"When I didn't give Lisa the reaction she was hoping for she asked me to go over and say something to Scheana about her engagement. . .what should I have said? 'Make sure not to let him have any poker nights so he doesn't cheat on you?' Not to mention Scheana spent the entire evening flirting with my date J.R. For a newly engaged woman I don't think that is a good sign." Guess the cameras missed that juicy opportunity.
"This triangle Lisa continues to try to create between her, Scheana, and it isn't healthy for me and makes it incredibly difficult to move forward because I'm constantly being reminded of the troubles from my past. If Ken had cheated on Lisa and his mistress worked for me I probably would have fired her or made sure that she and Lisa never crossed paths. . .But that's just how I roll."
"Yes there was one time when Lisa threw a Mother's Day brunch and Pandora's jewelry line and she asked me to come to Villa Blanca. She did say Scheana would be there, but asked if I could please, please come anyway because it would mean a lot to her. I went to the brunch for Lisa. I've done a lot for Lisa when it comes to Scheana and now I'd like to have my wishes respected and move on with no more surprise visits from this waitress." Fair enough.
Brandi also reveals that Lisa and Scheana's relationship hurts her. "It's clear to me watching Vanderpump Rules that Scheana and Lisa are far closer than boss and employer. It actually breaks my heart because I truly thought Lisa was my friend for the right reasons. I hope one day we can figure it all out."
I get that Brandi doesn't want to be friendly with Scheana – absolutely understand, but Lisa has a vested interest in running her business and if Scheana is a good employee Lisa firing her to appease Brandi is ILLEGAL.
Finally Brandi discusses the Kyle and Carlton issues.
"Carlton had been checking her phone the entire night and speaking to her children. I truly believe Carlton and David wanted to be home rather then at this dinner. I didn't see the necklace exchange between Kyle and Carlton, and Kyle [never] said anything negative about Carlton to me. I know I say women should always follow their intuition — but I think that this was the wrong time and place to pick a fight. Ultimately got Carlton home to her babies where she wanted to be."
"I didn't get involved in this fight because it honestly made no sense to me at all," Brandi adds. "I'm in a good place with Kyle and that has taken us three whole years. I really really love Carlton after just a few months, so I am going to try and stay out of this one!"
And just a reminder, today the RHOBH is being filmed. "Im not ' going after 'ANYONE im just speaking my truth and owning my s–t," Brandi says of her plan.
[Photo Credits: BravoTV]
TELL US – WHAT DO YOU THINK OF BRANDI'S COMMENTS ABOUT LISA? IS LISA WRONG IN BRINGING SCHEANA AROUND BRANDI? SHOULD BRANDI HAVE DEFENDED CARLTON TO KYLE?