Farrah Abraham took some time out from her Celebrity Sex Tape press tour to bash her Teen Mom co-stars, Catelynn Lowell, Maci Bookout, and Amber Portwood. As we all know, Farrah think she's perfect, and the word humble is not in her dictionary. Just kidding – one peek at her portfolio of literacy tells us she doesn't even own a dictionary.
Speaking to Starcasm, Farrah said she can't bear to follow her former co-stars, "I wish them all the best – but it does make me very sad to still see them make poor choices." Seriously? Because a DUI and a PORN are great choices?!?
"I can't even tell you – if I had to go through all the same struggles again that I had to deal with the first time with Sophia – and I did not like that and I knew better – it would crush me," added Farrah. Um, what? Can I buy a vowel? "So I'm very sad the other Teen Moms don't take that as seriously as they should."
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When asked about Catelynn's second pregnancy, Farrah said she'd NEVER get pregnant before marriage. Um, she's met Sophia, right? I kid. She obviously meant pregnant for a second time. Maybe. It's hard to tell.
Farrah flippantly added "to each their own" and then proceeded to brag about her own financial security and parenting skills. Neither of which she would have been able to accomplish without her good friends, Porn and Delusion.
"If I did want to have a family, I would feel secure in showing my family as much love as possible," shared Farrah. "I bought my own house, I'm starting my own company, I'm doing other things, and I'm really just showing that I'm a stable, reliable, great parent. I take that very seriously every day and it's no joke. So I hope that with others, who are getting to be pregnant with their second child, that they have a home, that they have a stable financial situation, and that they have a supportive family."
When asked if she hopes to have a second child someday, Farrah proved she is used to having a mouthful and doesn't need to break for air too often.
"I personally know when I get married and go on trips and I see the world and I have the most and the best time with my significant other and we know it's the right time to have a child and bring a child into this world and take care of it and give it our all, <Breathe, Farrah. Breathe. Um, err, or not.> then yes, I will have another child. But I feel that rushing that or having that before marriage, like I did the first time, no."
"I wouldn't want to act like I'm in denial the second time around of love and the opportunity to have another child," Farrah said about what she has learned from her mistakes. "I took a personal commitment on my own to better my life, get it right, and set it forth in the right way."
This is not the first time Farrah took a few cheap shots at Catelynn. Last year Farrah called out Catelynn's "weight issues" and advised Tyler and Catelynn to "mature up a little bit". In response to the latest, Catelynn tweeted, Huh bad choices?!? Hahaha! I did not make a so called 'sex tape' but WE make the bad choices? Seriously her comments made my night! ROFL!"
TELL US – DID FARRAH MAKE ANY VALID POINTS? OR IS SHE JUST AS DELUDED AS EVER?
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