Tonight is the season finale of Real Housewives Of New Jersey. It’s been an interesting season full of firsts. And by firsts I mean, first Real Housewife ever to plead guilty and be sentenced to fraud, Teresa Giudice! It’s also been the first season without Caroline Manzo (and for the most part Jacqueline Laurita), which brought us new Housewives. And sadly, new drama.
It’s also the first time Bravo has recycled a Housewife by bringing Dina Manzo back from the dead as an official Housewife. And poor Dina – what a mistake that seems like it was for our zen princess! Tonight Dina will try to inject a little positivity into the show when she hosts a Project Ladybug fashion show to raise money for children with cancer.
But SOME PEOPLE – some people like the Troublemint
Trashbag Twins Teresa Aprea and Nicole Napolitano decide to cause trouble when the confront Teresa at the event because they blame her for a little rumor that’s been spreading around. A little rumor started by Victoria Gotti who revealed that Rino, Teressssssa’s hubby, slept with his mother-in-law, Teresssssssa’s mama! That’s gotta make for an awkward game of Family Feud!
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The drama all started really blowing up before the ladies left for Florida, when Teresa warned Dina that she had heard this little tidbit about Teressssa, and just in case Amber Marchese and her husband Hootie The Blow Fish Jim Marchese decided to confront the twins with this allegation, Dina should be prepared. Cue: Florida. Dina tries, oh so hard, to tell Teressssa there’s a terrible no good very bad secret being circulated, but Teresssssa would rather stick her head in the sand
to avoid seeing Melissa Gorga prance around in a bikini like she’s in a Sports Illustrated Swim Suit photo shoot than hear the story.
Unfortunately for Teressssa, Hurricane Jim arrives on the scene to strew chaos across the beautiful Boca Raton retirement home rented for the occasion. And right in the midst of calling Bobby Ciasulli out for cheating on a desperate Nicole, Jim drops that oh yeah – errrrrbdy knows that Rino schtupped his mother-in-law. Well that was that, the twins exploded. Literally. And strangely, the whole thing was blamed on Teresa.
So that’s where we are going into this finale: Teressssa is mad at Teresa because she knew of this rumor and didn’t tell her, nor did she strenuously deny it enough. Actually, no one really knows or understands why Teressssa is mad at Teresa who, for once, didn’t do anything. I mean, FOR. ONCE. But Teressssa needs a
storyline scapegoat, so there ya go TreGiu – all you – apologize or else!
In other news, tonight the ladies will react to Teresa’s sentencing and Jacqueline will probably get her drunk on and say something that makes us roll our eyes and wonder if she traded her brain for more botox, because she now lives within her means which means she no longer spends on cosmetic surgery.
Then what in the hell freezing her face?!
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