Farrah Abraham

It’s been a long time since we’ve heard from our good friend Farrah Abraham. But there have been two rumors about her circulating recently and we felt the need to update you, her fans. HA. I’m just kidding. Farrah’s only fan is Farrah. Um, and maybe Teen Mom 2 stalker Adam Lind, which brings me to the first rumor. Brace yourselves. It’s a doozy.

Rumor #1Adam wants to break into the porn industry, and he thinks the easiest way to shoot to super-porn-stardom is to make a tape with Farrah, the backdoor to endless possibilities.

Adam is eager to get into the porn world and thinks that Farrah would make the perfect partner,” claimed a totally reliable source. #sarcasm “Adam loves what Farrah has done with her Teen Mom career. He thinks they could really rake in a lot of money since they’re both celebrities.” HAHAHAHA <celebrities> HAHAHA <can’t breathe> HAHAHAHA

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Bad news for Adam: he’s going to have to take a number. “A million boys want to make a sex tape with me,” bragged Farrah. “Adam falls into that category.” I do believe Farrah just slammed her backdoor in Adam’s face.

Rumor #2Farrah will return to Teen Mom after all. MTV cut Farrah from the Teen Mom revival – rumor has it – because her co-stars, Amber Portwood, Maci Bookout, and Catelynn Lowell, banned together and refused to share airtime with a porn star hawking sex toys.

All I know is, the delusional diva and her whisper cry make for great TV. I can’t say the same about the others. Haven’t we seen enough of Amber struggling to keep her eyelashes from sticking together, Maci making excuses for why she can’t stay in school (a yard sale? cancel the semester!) or pay her taxes, and Catelynn begging Tyler to marry her?

So imagine my delight when In Touch reported that Farrah was in talks with MTV. “Farrah called the producers nonstop and told them she’d change,” said a source. “Not true and that is a lie,” shared Farrah. “I have no need to change and no need to call people.” Oh well. Boring and repetitive, it is.

TELL US – DO ADAM’S CAREER ASPIRATIONS SURPRISE YOU? ARE YOU LOOKING FORWARD TO TEEN MOM’S RETURN? 

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