brandi-glanville

Brandi Glanville is trying to set a few things straight and since she feels she’s a major storyline on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills without the benefit of being there to defend herself, she’s taking to her podcast to ‘fire back’ at Lisa Vanderpump, Kyle Richards and more. 

Brandi first starts off her podcast announcing that she and Snoop Dogg are BFFs and have smoked pot together since they appeared on Khloe Kardashian’s show a week or so ago.   She’s very proud of this. 

Brandi declares that every podcast will start off with Brandi Fires Back.  Her sidekick Mark says “You’re talked about on every episode [of RHOBH] but you don’t get to have your side.  That doesn’t make any sense. It’s unfair and Bravo should not let that happen.”  

Brandi says, “here’s the reason: those bitches are cowards.  They’re going to talk about people who can’t defend themselves because they don’t want to talk about each other.  So I’m going to address two things that were said about me and then I will have my side out there and they can flock off.” 

“Lisa Vanderc**t said that the problem with me is that I wanted her all to myself and I didn’t want her to be friends with anyone else so I was ruining those relationships because she’s such a prize and I needed to be with her and couldn’t allow her to have other friends. And the truth be told is the bitch doesn’t like any of the other ladies.  At all.  She really didn’t and she didn’t want to be friends with them but she needed a sidekick and that was me. She hates Kyle, she hates Faye, she didn’t like Kim.  She dismissed her.  She didn’t like Yolanda.”   She continues, “So yeah, bitch, that wasn’t the case.  The case is you don’t like anyone and you needed a sidekick and that was me because I thought you were all things amazing and now I realize that you’re not.” 

Next up she targets Kyle.  “Kyle went on to say that I was the catalyst that ripped her and Kim apart. Yet, I was at Monty’s memorial yesterday and she was not there.”  (Um isn’t Kyle filming for Apprentice right now?)   Brandi says “Here are the facts: I am Kim’s friend, they have always had family problems and they continue to and it has nothing to do with me.”  She then goes on to say that Lisa claims Brandi was the reason she wasn’t friends with Kyle.  Mark says that he heard a rumor that Kyle and Lisa are once again not talking.   Brandi says “Of course they’re not talking, they hate each other. That’s the truth.”  Mark chimes in and says they’re both trying to be head bitch in charge.  Brandi says “there’s only room for one Queen Bee and her name is Yolanda so back the f*** off, bitches.” 

Brandi then shares that she heard Kyle is doing Celebrity Apprentice with Porsha Williams.   “I feel like they’re trying to kind of recreate the Kenya/Brandi situation, but they don’t have a beef.  There’s no beef between them.”  But she does feel Kyle will do well, “because she is a very good liar and she’s very manipulative and she has a lot of friends with a lot of money.”  She then blasts Kyle for not donating when Brandi called her when she was on the show last year.   

Mark says Brandi is a BH cast member in spirit.  “You’re the storyline even though you’re not on the show.  It’s insane.”  Brandi says, “Well, Kim and I are because we’re easy targets and we’re not on the show to defend ourselves.  And they don’t want to go after each other, so they’re going after us because they’re cowards.” 

Kyle did hit back at the rumors about her not attending Monty’s funeral and said she, Mauricio and the girls were all there.  It’s possible there were two parts to the funeral (services, wakes, memorials, visitations, celebration of life, – there are so many names and pieces to a final farewell, it’s hard to say).  It seems Brandi was at one and Kyle was at the other because there was a “weekend” funeral and Brandi mentions a memorial service that was held yesterday (Thursday).  

Am I the only one who doesn’t think Brandi has been much of a storyline this season?  A few tiny mentions is all I remember.  Maybe Bravo could save Brandi any future headaches and just edit out any upcoming scenes that include Brandi’s footage or any mentions of her by the cast members?  Win. Win.

If you care to hear it for yourself, it’s up now an doesn’t appear to be part of the new paid premium subscription service Podcast One just launched.  

TELL US – DO YOU THINK LISA AND KYLE REALLY HATE EACH OTHER? DO YOU WANT TO SEE BRANDI BACK ON THE SHOW?

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