If anyone should welcome the arrival of Candiace Dillard to Real Housewives of Potomac, it’s Karen Huger. Now that Candiace is on the scene talking about the color of her fiancé Chris Bassett’s penis, the women have stopped gossiping about Karen’s man Ray Huger’s financial issues.
Candiace has been telling anyone who will listen that her white boyfriend has a “brown dick,” which is a very…. interesting move to make as the new girl in the cast.
Candiace met Gizelle Bryant during the last RHOP episode. As per usual, Gizelle did not warm up to the new girl in the group. Based on her Bravo blog post, Candiace is not Gizelle’s biggest fan. Candiace wrote, “Gizelle is cute! She reminds me of a character from Mean Girls. Like she tried to be one of The Plastics but was told they didn’t need any more applications, so she just did her own thang. She’s nice… but not warm. Cordial, but not exactly pleasant.”
Candiace recalled, “The first thing she said when Ashley [Darby] introduced us was ‘Yes, I’ve heard about you…’ What does that mean, girl? She’s spunky though, and has a dry sense of humor which I can get with.” So I guess she does (somewhat) like Gizelle?
Or maybe not, since Candiace shared, “Gizelle doesn’t quite strike me as someone who admires anything past her own reflection, so I wasn’t all the way surprised at her delivery.”
Gizelle wasn’t the only one to give Candiace an icy reception. She admitted, “I certainly wasn’t anticipating being hazed quite so soon. I didn’t sign up to cross the burning sands to nowhere — I want no parts of this sorority foolishness! The only place I’m fighting to get into is heaven, and this ain’t it, so I need them to chill!”
And then she discussed her man’s penis… again. Candiace wrote, “My poor Chris and his (awesome) brown d— though…it’s getting a lot of attention in this moment! As proud as I am of my man’s meat, I’m not walking around spreading brown penile awareness to perfect strangers. When I first started dating Chris, and my friends and family found out that he was white, surprisingly, the first questions they would ask (EVERY time) were, ‘What color is it? Is it pink? Does it look like raw chicken?’ I was floored! Where are y’all finding raw chicken penis? Let me know so I don’t go over there.”
Candiace continued, “I just started preempting my conversations (with my friends) about Chris with ‘yes, he’s white; no his d— isn’t pink. Next question.’ It became second nature, lol. So when I was sitting at the table at the sip with socialites event with my girl Ashley and Monique [Samuels], with whom I immediately felt comfortable, I gave the standard spiel. News travels fast in a group of girls (lol), so here I am at the picnic table ‘splaining my susband’s brown d— again. All in a day’s work!”
TELL US- WHAT DO YOU THINK ABOUT CANDIACE’S COMMENTS ABOUT HER MAN’S PENIS? IS CANDIACE A GOOD ADDITION TO REAL HOUSEWIVES OF POTOMAC? IS GIZELLE A MEAN GIRL?
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