We start off with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian wrapping up Kim’s surgery and it appears everything went well! Full steam ahead baby-making in bathrooms with Kanye West again. Yay.
Kris is at an indoor go-cart racetrack with Khloe and Scott Disick. Kris explains that she tries to spend one-on-one time with the kids and hasn’t seen Kylie in a few weeks. What? Where is she living? Isn’t she like 15? Is that legal?
Apparently immediately following a fatal car accident is a great time to for the Jenner family! Brody Jenner spoke out on how everyone is doing, talked his new show on E!, and put a stop to those engagement rumors!
Brody, the sometimes Keeping Up With The Kardashians star didn’t touch on his half-siblings, but as for his life and his brother Brandon Jenner, who is expecting his first child with wife Leah, things are “great!” like totally great in every way possible. Things are also, apparently, really great for Bruce Jenner, who may or may not be transitioning to a woman at some point, and just caused a massive car accident he may or may not be sued over. However – Bruce is free from Kris, so that probably does qualify as “great!”
Inconsequential details! “Everybody’s very happy. Everybody’s living life. And it’s a great time for all of us,” exclaimed Brody, without going into details.
Kim Kardashian the diplomat?! Kim and Khloe Kardashian are currently in Armenia meeting with the prime minister in an effort to explore their heritage.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians stars are in the capital city of Yerevan meeting with PM Hovik Abrahamyan to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of the Armenian genocide when over 1.5 million Armenians perished at the hands of the Ottoman Empire. Kim and Khloe attended a speech where they were honored by the government for their heritage.
Their father Robert Kardashian was a third-generation Armenian-American and impressed upon his children the importance of their heritage. The family has mentioned it on their shows and in previous interviews. During their meeting with the Prime Minister, Kim and Khloe were reportedly praised for “staying in touch” with their roots and bringing awareness to Armenian history.
After the Easter egg hunt was over at the Kardashian-Jenner house, the family dialed up the paparazzi, grabbed their not-so-best white outfits and headed to church in Woodland Hills for an Easter service photo op. Kourtney Kardashian was the only one who didn’t get the all-white wardrobe memo.
There are so many things wrong with these photos but I’ll leave that to you guys. All I’m gonna say is that Kendall Jenner looks like she’s heading to the club (and then posted an after-church-service, nearly nude photo of herself on Instagram). And kudos to family genius Kanye West for going “holey” for the service. Also, is this the church that Kris “co-founded?”
Scott Disick is an eternal work in progress. Aren’t we all? Lately the reformed bad-boy has been working hard to clean up his act for his family. The Keeping Up With The Kardashians star discusses his commitment to longtime love Kourtney Kardashian and their family, whether or not they’ll be adding a fourth baby to their brood, and how his recent stint in rehab was more about finding himself.
From Las Vegas this weekend Scott revealed that as soon as his appearance at 1Oak ended, he was hopping on a plane and heading back to LA so he’d be there for breakfast with the kids. “When I come to Vegas I fly home at like 2:30 a.m., so I’m home in bed at 3:45 a.m. So I’m there in the morning,” he explained.
We begin this week’s episode of Keeping Up with the Kardashians with Scott Disick accidentally walking in on Kris Jenner in her closet while she is getting dressed. She spazzes and screams at him to get out of her space! Scott immediately runs downstairs to tell Kourtney Kardashian and Kim Kardashian that he did not intentionally try to creep on their mom and Kris whirls into the kitchen freaking out about wanting to have some private space as she flashes everyone her S&M bra under her robe. First of all ew, but also somewhat impressed as she looks good for a woman her age trying to pretend she’s 30.
Later on, Kourtney is in the kitchen with Khloe Kardashian and Khloe mentions that she thinks Scott is up to a shady business deal as all these multiple exotic cars are popping up in the driveway and there are about 10 different license plates strewn upon the counter. Like what is he up to? He could very well have a legitimate biz going on and while I don’t blame him for attempting to expand his skills of profiting outside the realms of reality TV, I highly doubt he’s doing anything resembling a la Guidice to make a buck. We’ll see what he’s up to later on.