Things begin with Khloe and Kourtney playing grab ass while mocking Kim Kardashian for her Vogue Cover. Really we should be mocking Anna Wintour for her poor lapse of judgment. Maybe she was high too? Kim has a case of sour grapes because her sisters didn’t drop their lives, worship her, kiss her feet, hands and ass and come to the newsstand at 5am to purchase one of the first copies of Kim’s bible cover. Khloe taunts Kim and tells her she already has her copy and reads it while she is on the john. #ToiletMaterial
First and foremost let me congratulate Kim Kardashian on her 74 day anniversary of being married to Kanye West. Which for those of you may not know, is exactly 2 days longer than her previous marriage to Kris Humphries. You go Kim!
And speaking of her wedding, Kim finally opened up about her fairytale wedding weekend that took place in both Florence and Paris when she stopped by to chat with Jimmy Kimmel last night. She also shared some wedding insights that we probably will not get to see on Keeping Up With the Kardashians.
Kim Kardashian’s stylist loves to make a statement. The jury is still out on what that statement IS exactly.
Kim stepped out in yet another attention grabbing ensemble this week, stopping by Jimmy Kimmel for an interview tonight. Kim once again showed that she doesn’t care what body type an outfit is designed for, she’s going to wear it!
Mrs. West crammed herself into an outfit clearly made for a tall lanky supermodel type with a much smaller chest, slimmer hips and longer legs. Kim was spilling out of the white bustier and that long teal ..um robe? dress that wouldn’t close? boxer’s robe? lingerie? silk blouse? In any case, whatever it is, it clung to her rear end and hips in a most unflattering way. And I can’t tell what color those pants are supposed to be. In some photo sets they looked beige and in others they appeared as a light pink. They made her legs look even shorter than they are.
So, is Kim doing it on purpose for the attention it brings when she wears ill-fitting and/or plain old bad fashion? Or is she just completely unaware how to dress for her body type? A little of both? It’s interesting because she looked better when she arrived at the studio – in just a pair of ripped jeans and a t-shirt.
Did you watch Kim’s interview tonight? What was she promoting this time?
Update: Kim wrote on Instagram, “Tonight’s look- Ulyana Sergeenko.”
On last night’s episode of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, we saw the final installment of the Thailand vacay. Kim Kardashian continues to believe kids are fashion accessories and momentarily contemplates taking a Thai orphan home. Brody Jenner puts his protective big brother panties on and Khloe Kardashian opens up more about the disaster she once called her marriage..
Things kick off with a group boxing session. Khloe may or may not be visualizing the instructor is Lamar’s cheating a$$. She is a machine. Everyone is impressed and applauds her strength. Brody and Kim feel Khloe should quit kicking the instructors a$$ and just tap his a$$ instead. Kim decides it’s her turn in the ring after all she wants people to clap for her too! Apparently she doesn’t like to get her hands dirty, and instead opts to ding the bell. Everybody claps Kim’s big achievement.
Love & Hip Hop Atlanta saw a dip in viewership on Monday night, with 3.435 million watching Mimi struggle, but VH1’s ratings powerhouse still won the night. The random Thursday night episode did not fare well, however, with only 2.158 million tuning in. But guess what… it still won the night!
Kim Kardashian seems to be incapable of letting anyone be the center of attention and have a moment in the sun. Today the Keeping Up With the Kardashiansstar posted this photo of herself basically naked, wearing only pantyhose, with her wedding veil held over her head by some peasants.
You’d think this photo had something to do with Kim showing off more pictures from her wedding. But it isn’t. It’s actually a Happy Birthday message for Kanye West’s BFF Riccardo Tisci. Yeah, the two things go together and make perfect sense, right?