It must be an off-year for Time Magazine because the infamous news magazine just voted Kim Kardashian and Kanye West among their 100 most influential people who have shaped the past year. Seriously!? Are they that desperate for readers?!
Reality star Kim Kardashian is almost done with her pilgrimage overseas. During her time in Armenia, the Keeping up with the Kardashians star was seen carrying around a cutout of her brother Rob’s face as she filmed for their show. I get that Rob wasn’t along for the trip, but seriously? Neither was Kourtney, so I hope Khloe or one of the cousins had a cut out of her face they toted around! Nothing like a publicity stunt during a “serious” trip. hahaha. I almost typed that with a straight face.
Kim andKanye and Khloe left Armenia a few days earlier than originally planned and headed over to Jerusalem to have North baptized today. Kim named Khloe as Nori’s godmother.
We start off with Kris Jenner and Kim Kardashian wrapping up Kim’s surgery and it appears everything went well! Full steam ahead baby-making in bathrooms with Kanye West again. Yay.
Kris is at an indoor go-cart racetrack with Khloe and Scott Disick. Kris explains that she tries to spend one-on-one time with the kids and hasn’t seen Kylie in a few weeks. What? Where is she living? Isn’t she like 15? Is that legal?
Apparently immediately following a fatal car accident is a great time to for the Jenner family! Brody Jenner spoke out on how everyone is doing, talked his new show on E!, and put a stop to those engagement rumors!
Brody, the sometimes Keeping Up With The Kardashians star didn’t touch on his half-siblings, but as for his life and his brother Brandon Jenner, who is expecting his first child with wife Leah, things are “great!” like totally great in every way possible. Things are also, apparently, really great for Bruce Jenner, who may or may not be transitioning to a woman at some point, and just caused a massive car accident he may or may not be sued over. However – Bruce is free from Kris, so that probably does qualify as “great!”
Inconsequential details! “Everybody’s very happy. Everybody’s living life. And it’s a great time for all of us,” exclaimed Brody, without going into details.
Kim Kardashian the diplomat?! Kim and Khloe Kardashian are currently in Armenia meeting with the prime minister in an effort to explore their heritage.
The Keeping Up With The Kardashians stars are in the capital city of Yerevan meeting with PM Hovik Abrahamyan to commemorate the 100 year anniversary of the Armenian genocide when over 1.5 million Armenians perished at the hands of the Ottoman Empire. Kim and Khloe attended a speech where they were honored by the government for their heritage.
Their father Robert Kardashian was a third-generation Armenian-American and impressed upon his children the importance of their heritage. The family has mentioned it on their shows and in previous interviews. During their meeting with the Prime Minister, Kim and Khloe were reportedly praised for “staying in touch” with their roots and bringing awareness to Armenian history.
After the Easter egg hunt was over at the Kardashian-Jenner house, the family dialed up the paparazzi, grabbed their not-so-best white outfits and headed to church in Woodland Hills for an Easter service photo op. Kourtney Kardashian was the only one who didn’t get the all-white wardrobe memo.
There are so many things wrong with these photos but I’ll leave that to you guys. All I’m gonna say is that Kendall Jenner looks like she’s heading to the club (and then posted an after-church-service, nearly nude photo of herself on Instagram). And kudos to family genius Kanye West for going “holey” for the service. Also, is this the church that Kris “co-founded?”