Kim Kardashian is currently in Australia to promote her new perfume (it smells like her specialty, oiled up plastic) while North West‘s “aunties” take her to the zoo and treat her to her first hot chocolate. Poor Kim is probably anxious to be home with her precious little girl again.
HAHAHA. Just. Kidding.
Actually, Kim is headed to India and Dubai next. North? North who?? While in India, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians fameho will move into the Bigg Boss house as “a guest to interact with the contestants.” Bigg Boss is India’s version of Big Brother. Obviously, the Bigg Boss contestants lost a challenge, and Kim Kardashian is their punishment.
Well, well, well. It seems Kris Jenner may want to put a muzzle on her new boyfriend. The pimp momager matriarch has been stepping out with the much younger Corey Gamble, and he hasn’t learned that what happens (or doesn’t happen) behind closed doors should, well, stay there. In his defense, the Kardashians have invited camera crews into every aspect of their lives, so he probably figures that the beans he’s spilling have been caught on film at some point.
The thirty-three year old recently opened up Kim Kardashian and Kanye West’s relationship (or lack thereof) in an interview with entertainment blog SandraRose.com, but it has since been taken down from the site. I guess you don’t mess with Kris! Thankfully, it’s the Internet and nothing truly ever goes away (take note, teens!), so we’ve got the scoop on what he said.
Monyetta Shaw is on a show called Atlanta Exes but reveals: never say never, where her ex Ne-Yo is concerned! How would that work for her reality career? Can we say: Spinoff! And Kris Jenner may have found a new man, but is he with her for the right reasons?
Monyetta said that shortly after they gave birth to their second child, Ne-Yo admitted he wasn’t ready for the commitment of marriage, but time has changed his perspective. “He just wasn’t ready for monogamy,” she explained. “I’m a human being and I’m a woman. It hurts, but you can’t make a person feel a certain way and I’m okay with that and what I realize is it wasn’t my stuff. It was his stuff. It was his issues.”
Kim Kardashian is the reigning queen of Tacky Tuesday. I almost saved this for Wordless Wednesday, but I just couldn’t wait that long to share it. Kim Instagrammed a racy photo showing off her bare butt for the new winter issue of Paper Magazine. She’s hoping it will break the internet. The unedited snap is below.
Kim also balanced a champagne glass on her ass. She’s classy like that, y’all. She captioned the pics, “Paper Magazine new cover alert! – such a honor to work with the legendary Jean-Paul Goude!!!! Shot this in Paris. Can’t wait for you to see the the whole issue.”
She also shared, “And they say I didn’t have a talent…try balancing a champagne glass on your ass LOL #BreakTheInternet#PaperMagazine.”
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French Montana celebrated his 30th birthday last night with a few friends slew of reality TV stars. Naturally, where there are cameras, there are Kardashians.
Khloe Kardashian chose to forgo all underwear and wore a practically sheer Grecian-style dress, showing off a slit nearly up to her navel and a nipple here or there, on her body. Kim Kardashian wore her usual dim bulb blank stare on her face. Kris Jenner wore her new boy toy on her arm.
Kim and her little accessory Nori flew out of LAX on Wednesday night, with Nori decked out in a “Yeezus Tour” jacket promoting her dad – and cut off jean shorts with leggings and black hiking boots. North’s satin jacket must’ve been pretty slippery because Kim can barely keep a grip on her.
They arrived in NYC and Kim headed out on a date with Kanye, wearing matching Balmain jackets. Kim forgot to pack pants.
In honor of Wordless (WTF?!) Wednesday, here’s a pic of Kim Kardashian‘s bleached eyebrows.
Kim shared this picture, captioning it, “About last night… #KendallsBDayParty #DontBeScaredOfMyBleachedBrows #ItsForAPhotoShoot” Hold on… I see a few spelling errors… #BringingAttentionToBleachedEyebrows #ItsForAttention #BecauseImAFamewhore There. I fixed them.
Kim‘s eyebrows are GONE and Cara Delevingne‘s eyebrows are drunk. That must have been one helluva party.