Should we start calling Kim Kardashian Mrs.West? The rumors started last week when TMZ reported that the Keeping Up With the Kardashians star and her rapper beau obtained a confidential marriage license. The 'confidential' part meaning that the officiant from the courthouse comes to them. Could you imagine the circus that would happen if these two went down to the courthouse themselves? Insanity!
Regardless, with the marriage license in-hand, the rumor was that they were going to have a very quiet, intimate wedding in California. So did they?
File this under things I never saw coming. According to reports, Kim Kardashian and Kanye West are set to tie the knot this week. No, that is not the shocking part. The shocking part is that they are doing it without fanfare, in a small hush-hush secret ceremony in California.
Apparently the megastars — and parents to baby North — filed for a 'confidential' marriage license, meaning that they are so special, they do not have to even make an appearance at the court house in order to get the license. Instead, an official from the court will go to their house and perform a secret ceremony at their home, or Kris Jenner's home, or wherever they are having the ceremony. Well, at least it was a secret.
Dear Diary, Remind me never to cross the Kardashians (any more than I already have, at least). They always come out on top. Deserved or not (it's usually the latter, right?), the family always seems to get their desired outcome in any given situation.
It's no different this time around with the Keeping up with the Kardashians stars. The children of the late Robert Kardashian just scored a major victory in their year-long court battle with their former step-mother regarding the attorney's personal diaries that had some not so nice things to say about his ex-wife Kris Jenner.
File this one under "should have seen it coming'. I am surprised that is has taken this long for pranksters to starting playing with the reality royalty that is The Kardashians. And Kris Jenner is planning on putting a stop to it, asap!
According to TMZ, Kris Jenner is convinced that a group of pranksters is out to humiliate the stars of Keeping Up With the Kardashians and give the entire family a bad reputation by planting fake stories, impersonating them on the phone and even making fake reservations at some of the top restaurants in the world — making them persona-non-grata when they are a no-show for their reserved tables.
But the guilty parties better start watching their backs — cause Kris Jenner is on the case!
Kim Kardashianstepped out in Paris this week to do some clothes shopping withKanye West (God help us!). Kim was showing off her high fashion in this long sleeved Balmain dress that looked more suited to fall or winter. Not to mention it had to be a task to take it on and off for trying on clothes. Assuming she does it like the rest of us peasants.
Kim is a little behind the times because Kristen Stewart wore this first – only in a different incarnation of the same dress. Kristen wore her crop top version (surprised Kim didn't jump at this one!) to the Snow White & the Huntsman premiere back in June of 2012.
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Kimye is back in France, y'all! Perhaps they are fulfilling their requirements to marry in Paris…which means they'll be there through at least Memorial Day (better you than us, France!). The couple has been out and about with Kim Kardashian channeling her inner Queen Padme Amidala, although I feel like I'm defacing Star Wars by even writing that. Without question, Kanye West is behind this latest Kimmie trend. Those shoulder pads just scream "tiny rapper!" Now that I think about it, maybe Yeezy's penchant for masks is an homage to Darth Vader…
No word on whether baby North West is actually with her parents on this trip, as Kim has been mum on all fifty forms of her favorite social media since last week. If she shows up in her million dollar stroller dressed like Princess Leia, we should all be very concerned.
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While apparently not comfortable posing without any clothes on the momager extraordinaire does not mind posing and posting swimsuit shots to her Twitter and Instagram accounts with hopes of inspiring other 50-something women to not be ashamed of their bodies. "I love to work out, and I love to feel like I'm in shape, and I like to feel good about myself," she said. "Like, last summer, I posted those bikini photos because I thought it was so inspirational for someone in their 50s to have some motivation and say, 'Wow, you know, anyone can at least try to put a bathing suit on.'"
Kris Jenner went on to squash some more rumors surrounding the lives of the Kardashians.
It's all a numbers game for those krazy Kardashians…the number of viewers, the number of random items they can slap their names on, the number of spin-offs we continue to watch while we complain about how many spin-offs they have, the number of random Instagram videos posted by Kim–not to mention the number of million dollar weddings one person needs to have! Yes, you can kount on the Kardashians to like their numbers (bad pun…sheesh).
Of course, if we're lucky, it could be a numbers game for us too…as in the number days we can pawn Kim and the tiny rapper off on France (sorry, Paris!). If Kim and Kanye West are not above the law–granted, that's a big "if"–they may be moving out of the country for a while. Fingers crossed! I'm sure Beyonce wouldn't be sad to see them go either as their Vogue cover is on track to outsell hers. This must be stopped! Stop buying April's issue of Vogue for goodness' sake!