It's that time again! Here's a quick rundown on all things Kardashian! We couldn't NOT write about them…what if they went away? How would I make a living? I'm kidding, obviously, but they really aren't going anywhere, especially now that Kris Jenner has landed her own talk show. I'm actually really curious to see what it's like.
While promoting said talk show, Kris is going to milk the news of daughter Kim Kardashian's baby…since Kanye West wouldn't let her do it in the tabloids. I honestly think Kris is just trying to detract from the fact that Kim is likely going to give birth to the tiny rapper's child while still married to Kris Humphries. Can you blame her? It's quite a messy little situation, wouldn't you say?
Much speculation has always centered around how exactly the seemingly wealthy, yet eternally loafish and meandering Mr. Disick gets paid. And no Kris Jenner doesn't cut him checks to knock Kourtney up – at least not that we know of! And we know runing a restaurant didn't exactly work out…
In a new interview Scott reveals that he is a man of many talents – and industries! "I’m sure a lot of people have no idea what it is that I do," he readily admits.
This is a rumor no more! Kris Jenner has landed a talk show!
There has been buzz for a long time that the Kardashian matriarch was in talks for her own show, but now it has become a reality! Fox stations in a few markets are going to test out the show this summer. This is similar to the "summer tryout" that was given to BethennyFrankel.
It will be a daily one-hour talk show that will feature celebrity guests along with basic lifestyle chatter, as well.
EVP of Twentieth TV, Stephen Brown, shared “The latest adventures, successes and disappointments surrounding the extensive Kardashian and Jenner family fill entertainment magazines and create daily online headlines. At the center of this fascinating empire is Kris Jenner – a dedicated mom and a successful business woman. Whether offering real advice to her family or sharing personal moments with viewers, Kris is honest, compelling, entertaining, and unscripted – all excellent qualities for a daytime talk show host.”
I. Just. Can't. I can't wait for the day that Kim Kardashian is forced to give Kris Humphries his annulment based on fraud. It's going to be epic. Sadly, it doesn't appear that we're going to see that happen any time soon.
Many rumors have been swirling that Kim just offered Kris a massive sum of money to finally divorce her so that she andKanye Westcan ride off into the sunset with their unborn child. Unfortunately, it appears that these rumors aren't true, and the gossip is just part of the residual mess from the beginning of their demise.
Fear not, though. Kim can't be bothered with her impending divorce/possible annulment. She's too busy posting pictures of herself "helping orphans." Yes, you read that correctly. Keep in mind that she was helping said children while wearing the mortgage for a house on her wrist. Confused? Keep reading…you'll understand.
The Kardashian gossip is just so juicy today, I am not sure which story with which to lead. Do I start with the Kris Jenner abuse allegations that are penned in her ex-husband Robert Kardashian's journal? Should I lead with a certain new VH1 star's claims that Kim Kardashian and Kanye West were hooking up back during her Reggie Bush relationship? So. Much. Pressure.
Eh, we'll go with the second rumor first and save the juiciest for last. Y'all aren't shocked to hear that Kim was cheating on Reggie, are you?
It's what happens when reality worlds collide…secrets are spilled. This is especially true when one of the reality stars is trying desperately to promote his first season of appearing on Love & Hip Hop. Consequence, who calls himself "arguably the best ghostwriter of all times," (and he truly is–I now know from that statement where Kanye got his line from his drunken MTV Award tirade! Brilliant!) is spilling some deets on Kimye from years past, and he shares why there is no love lost between himself and his former friend, the tiny rapper.
Kardashian gossip is getting hard to keep up with…that's for sure. Is Bruce Jenner fighting dirty when it comes to divorcing Kris Jenner? Would he potentially purposely hurt his step-children in the process by outing Khloe Kardashian's "real" father? (I still think that's a silly rumor though). There is so much to speculate when it comes to this family, and heck, I wouldn't put it past Kris to have planted all of these stories herself to keep her family's names in the media.
Of course, she's not the only one who is getting her name out there. Kanye West's ex Brooke Crittendon is speaking out about his relationship with Kim Kardashian. The AAAM (aspiring actress and model) dated the tiny rapper from 2004 to 2006, but now she's coming forward in an interview about Kimye is so perfect for one another. Let's start with that!
Khloe Kardashian is finally saying enough is enough with all the media hype and gossip surrounding her. No, I'm not referring to her sister Kim's extreme insensitivity by claiming she suffered some infertility problems like Khloe. We all know that Kim got pregnant simply by going off the birth control pill, while Khloe has been struggling for more than a year to conceive with her husband. Now, she finds herself fighting tabloid rumors surrounding the status of her marriage.
As if she hasn't had horrible issues on her own, Khloe has been dealing with speculation about when she and Lamar Odom will start a family. Some media outlets refuse to give up on the idea that Lamar is stepping out on his wife. Can someone please cut Khloe a break?
Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kimminy, Kim, Kim, Kah-ree…if Kim needs a chimney sweep, out of luck is he! Why? Because he won't know which multi-million dollar Bel-Air mansion to go to for his chimney services. More on that in a bit. In the meantime, let's chat about Kim Kardashian is living beneath her means…for once.
Oh, and P.S., Kim doesn't want your mommy advice. She is quite capable of taking care of the tiny rapper's baby without you telling her how to live and what soft cheeses to avoid. Seriously. She hasn't listened to the countless people who have asked her to fade into obscurity, why would she want to hear from fans who think she needs to fly less and eat more greens? Please, as if y'all want to give Kim and Kanye West parenting advice…like it would help.