Run, Bruce Jenner! Run as fast as you can! We all know you can do it, and you've got the medal to prove it. Do not pass go, do not collect $200! I can't even. I mean, I may very well be at a loss for words, and y'all know that is never the case!
On the heels of their separation announcement, Kris Jenner is taking every opportunity she can to share her relief over being rid of husband Bruce. It's really quite sad and disrespectful, but then again, that's par for the course with Kris, isn't it? People has the details of the pimpmomager's cover story for New You magazine, and in it, Kris describes what she would want for her one do-over. Hint: it has nothing to do with Bruce.
Kris reveals, "The one regret, if I had to do it over, would be divorcing Robert Kardashian. But then there wouldn't have been Kendall and Kylie, so that's the way I look at it. Everything happens for a reason, and we learn from our mistakes. I thought I was so smart when I was young; I was fearless." I am really holding back here, and it's harder than expected.
The reality TV viewer numbers for Sunday and Monday are in – and it's good news all around. Nearly all the shows saw an increase in viewership this week.
On Sunday, the season finale of Hollywood Exes garnered 723,000 viewers, which was up from last week's 581,000. Season two started strong, premiering to 1.7 million, but quickly declined. The season average was 826,583 viewers.
Sources reveal to TMZ (so you know it's gotta be true!) that almost immediately after the separation announcement was dropped Bruce went off to shoot scenes with Kendall and Kylie. The family is still filming season 8. And there's more: Bruce will continue to be part of season 9 (rumored to be Kimmie's last after she becomes a legit A-List baby mutha fashionista. #yeahright)!
The upcoming season will feature Kris and Bruce "living separately" but getting together for various family events – of which there will be many, of course. "The family is very conscious of the fact that they can make more in syndication," sources said.
Meanwhile, her sister Kim Kardashian is probably jonesing to get BACK in the public eye with new daughter North. Unfortunately for her, Kanye West doesn't want to have to share his child with the world. Lest we forget, this is not America's baby.
For Khloe, divorce rumors abound on the heels of Lamar's alleged mistresses, drug use, and DUI. According to Extra TV, Khloe has found support in a rapper (Are we seeing a pattern…she marries an NBA player, Kim marries an NBA player? Role reversal!)
The rumor mill has been buzzing for months and plenty of sources claimed that the whole "Bruce getting a pad in Malibu for space" storyline was total B.S. and it turns out it was! The Keeping up with the Kardashianscouple released a joint statement this afternoon confirming they are no longer together.
If you're a famewhore, you hang out with other famewhores, right? Isn't that how it works: life attracts like? I wouldn't know – I'm not a famewhore.
But Kim Kardashian sure is and so apparently is her BFF Brittny Gastineau! The two are now working together to give Brittny her own show. Awwww… Kim is all set to produce a new show for Brittny, whose first attempt at reality TV Gastineau Girls went nowhere.
The new show is about “crazy over-the-top beauty treatments” says Page Six and is based on her blog Eye On Glam, in which Brittny tries out crazy fads and beauty stuff. One particular episode will feature something called a "vagina steam"
Sometimes worlds collide. Like when really smart and accomplished people team up with Kim Kardashian! Sort of.
Morgan Spurlock the acclaimed filmmaker behind movies such as Super Size Me is working on a new documentary about fame and celebrity.
Recently Morgan (my fellow West Virginian – woot!) was spotted behaving like a paparazzi at LAX as part of a mob desperate to snap photos of Kim. Morgan's rep told the NY Daily News that nope, he's not a fan or anything – it's all in the name of art. "It's for a project on celebrity and fame, It’s for a project that hasn’t been announced yet. He’s in the field shooting."
The subject of the film is apparently the actual behaviors of the paparazzi. From SPLASH, the agency selling the snaps, "Getting mixed in with the large group of photographers waiting, absolute chaos broke out when Kim walked through the arrivals area and although Morgan tried to even shoot through the limo windshield he still commented that he got no pictures."
Kim Kardashian is back home from her Paris adventure and is showing off her daughter North West again!
Kim took to Instagram, writing "I missed waking up with my little angel". Kim and Kanye left baby Nori home during their trip to Paris Fashion Week. Kim returned home yesterday but Kanye stayed in Paris to hang with BFF, designer Riccardo Tisci.
Kim probably needed to get back to the States to continue filming with her family for the last half of the current season of Keeping Up with the Kardashians. The show returned last week after a month-long break.
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