Spare me. Please, spare me! The Kardashian sisters are at it again, expanding their empire yet again. Won’t they please just go away? Apparently not…
The sisters have just announced that they will be launching a line called Kardashian Kurves which targets women sized 18-24. The line will offer a plethora of plus size offerings including skirts, dresses, jackets, and tops. It comes on the heels of their plus-sized denim line they introduced last month. I can see it now…with the birth of Kourtney’s daughter Penelope Scotland, they are going to be spewing baby clothes and maternity wear next week.
Khloe recently tweeted, “We are so excited!! Kardashian Kurves: The Sisters Are Launching A RTW Line For Sizes 18-24.”
They aren’t going anywhere any time soon, are they?
CBS confirmed that Kendall landed a role on their hit show “Hawaii Five-0“. She’ll be filming her scenes within the next couple of weeks – in Hawaii. It seems Kendall knows how to pick her jobs wisely! She is set to play a sales assistant in an episode that we won’t get to see until around October. No word on whether it’s just a one time gig or if she’ll have the opportunity for more episodes down the road.
Does everyone in the Kardashian/Jenner brood think they are above the law? Apparently so, it seems. Future GiseleKendall Jenner has recently been accused of nearly causing a horrible collision due to texting while driving. For the record, it is illegal for anyone under 18 years old in California to use a mobile phone even WITH a hands free device. Dear Kendall is just sixteen.
The terrified commuter shares with Radar Online, “The car was all over the lane. I thought the driver was intoxicated! When I pulled up alongside her car, I realized it was Kendall Jenner. She was texting and driving!”
The driver continues, “I was trying to get off the freeway, and I couldn’t merge into the right lane because (Kendall) wasn’t paying attention and her car would have drifted into mine.”
When the passenger in the victim’s car began snapping cell phone pics of the wrongdoing Jenner, it didn’t phase Kendall. “When she realized we were taking pictures of her, she gave me a dirty look but continued texting, laughing with her friends in the car,” reveals the driver. Why oh why am I not surprised? Perhaps the Biebs should do a special texting while driving PSA just for her.
TELL US-ARE YOU SHOCKED TO HEAR KENDALL WAS BREAKING THE LAW?
Hell hath no fury like Kris Humphries scorned! The very brief marriage of Kim Kardashian has ben haunting her and haunting her and haunting her – and Kris isn’t stopping now.
The ex-couple is currently in the pre-trial process because Kris is seeking an annulment from the Keeping Up With The Kardashian star who wishes for a divorce instead.
Intent to throw both her past and her alleged publicity stunt in his ex-wife’s face, Kris is subpoenaing pretty much everyone Kim knows – including her now boyfriend Kanye West. I can only imagine what those two will be wearing in the courtroom. His and hers robes of justice adorned with bling? LOL
Speaking of fashion, Kim’s lawyer Laura Wasserrecently told TMZ just how Kanye got served with a summons… in a Nordstrom box! Yes, the very sneaky Kris (who may just be a Kardashian in spirit) had the papers served using the high-end department store box and delivered right to Kim’s door where Kanye happened to be staying at the time. HA!
Oh Kendall Kardashian Jenner! Please stop following in your older sisters’ footsteps. Just do your modeling thing, and stop using Twitter as a vehicle to flaunt yourself. Oh well. I guess you do come by it naturally. And speaking of naturally, Kendall recently posted a picture of herself on Twitter wearing a string bikini with the caption “all natural.” I’m assuming she’s referring to plastic surgery or photoshop. One would hope she hasn’t had any plastic surgery, given she’s only sixteen. However, if I’ve learned anything, it’s don’t put anything past those Kardashians Jenners! The aspiring model recently told E!, “I want to be the next Gisele Bündchen. Everything she does, who she is, what she’s done, she’s just amazing.” Good gracious.
Of course, Kendall’s big sister Kim Kardsahian is known for her fashion highs and lows (and really lows). Always dressed for a runway show (although it sometimes looks like a Project Runway rejects show), she is complimented and criticized for her wardrobe choices at every turn. New York Magazine recently did an entire photo shoot and spread on Kimmie and why she will never be the person that high fashion and couture designers want wearing their clothes. Something tells me she’s going to wear them anyway. Ouch. It’s shocking to me that Anna Wintour would think that someone whose career was jump started by a toilet themed sex tape wasn’t worthy of being a fashion icon.
Ahhh… Kardashians! It must suck when every person of importance or A List magnitude hates you. Oh, well – they can just soldier on pimping their wares and products that I suppose someone, somewhere maybe buys. I mean someone is buying this right?
Anyway, exciting times in K-Kountry! Kourtney Kardashian recently took to her website to announce that the Kardashian Kollection is making its international debut. That’s right they’re taking their polyester, bedazzled, besquined, leopard print harem pants and schmattas to the UK. God save well – everyone! Does the Queen know about this great injustice?
Oh Kardashians. Y’all are so funny. Poor Bruce Jenner is trying to regain relevance by reminding us that he’s not just married to pimp master Kris, he’s also a former Olympian. It’s almost too late for that reminder, but I guess he has the Olympic fanfare to help his cause. Bless his heart.
The former decathlete has been covering the games, and he recently spoke with Access Hollywood about his time in Olympic Village back in the day. Bruce brags, “I was a stud! Let me tell you, I was doing it! Just kicking butt all day long, taking no prisoners.” So basically the exact opposite of how he is now.
Oh the curse of the Kardumphries. Ever since Kim Kardsahian said “I do” to basketballer Kris Humphries in a million dollar E! sponsored wedding, the same property has seen a lull in wedding wannabees. Are you surprised?
Who would line up to wed at a place where the most famous wedding that took place there ended after less than three months? Maybe I would…if the venue paid me to do so, but I’m desperate. Duh.