Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

Eileen Davidson

Eileen Davidson can’t get no satisfaction. Certainly not from Kim Richards.

I really don’t know what Kim and Eileen were fighting about in installment 3 of the Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills reunion – something about soap operas vs. washed-up movie careers and whether their drama is real? Anyway, one thing Eileen and I agree on is that it’s best to just let Rambles be Rambles, and the rest of us be, well, not Rambles. Right?

And at least Eileen wasn’t de-gifted a blue bunny that not even a mid-40’s late night talk show host/Housewives reunion MC could love.

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Kyle Richards

After seven seasons of watching Kyle Richards on Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills you would think we would know it all but au contraire. The saner half of the Richards sisters opens up about the the cost of reality TV and claims the show has caused her to need psych meds (do not tell Dorit Kemsley) and therapy. Yet Kyle still can’t wrench herself away…

Kyle was driven to the brink and forced to turn to smoothies to soothe her mind. Kidding! Actually, she confesses, “I did go to therapy after season one and the therapist put me on Lexapro because I was having panic attacks after the limo thing with my sister.”

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Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 7

Even though Season 6 of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills was the worst season yet, this one wasn’t much better. I did end up watching every episode – multiple times – and was just as into it as I always am, there are plenty of things I could do without. This season had its highlights, but there are definitely a lot of annoying aspects that I never want to hear about or see ever again.

After what I (and many other fans) deemed to be a shitty sixth season, I feel like this year was a transitional year. They better bring it next year – or else! Who am I kidding?! I am going to watch this show no matter how good it is, but there are a lot of things that I won’t miss from Season 7.

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Shiva & Mohamed

Shiva Safai has shed Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills and the lurking shadow of Yolanda Foster Hadid for Second Wives Club, a new reality show she’s starring in with fiancé Mohamed Hadid.

Shiva and Mohamed may have a 33-year age gap between them (as in a bigger age gap than his daughters Gigi and Bella are old), but that doesn’t affect their relationship. Everything about Mohamed is “amazing” according to Shiva, and she is excited to show off that “amazing” life. Criticism be damned!

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Eden Sassoon

Based on the footage shown, Eden Sassoon contributed nothing valuable to this Real Housewives of Beverly Hills season. To be fair, this was due to some major misdirection from Lisa Rinna, but she definitely didn’t handle any of that well. I am not going to belabor that whole thing though. To paraphrase Erika Jayne, Eden is (finally) saying “important shit instead of boring shit.”

I can’t verify if this shit is accurate, but I can say that Eden hasn’t learned a lesson when it comes to diagnosing people with substance abuse issues. This time she’s calling out Dorit Kemsley and it’s not for (allegedly) doing cocaine in the bathroom in the middle of a dinner party.

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Eileen

It always pains me to see Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills go. Like a visit from a pesky sibling who annoys you the whole time they’re there, but the second they leave it’s like awwwww… but you guys have big diamonds, mini ponies, glam squads, and travel to fancy destinations, and I miss you already. I should note that no siblings of mine have any of the aforementioned things but my sister-in-law does work for Disney World.

Alas, my love-hate relationship with the ladies of Beverly Hills goes deep and none so illustrates this point better than Lisa Rinna. That woman! One part high-octane insanity, one part sensible bluff caller, one part, well, a concoction not currently identifiable. But as Lisa Vanderpump agreed, there’s something lovable about Lipsa!

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lisa-rinna

Tonight is the final episode of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills reunion! We’re sad to see it go, but it’s bidding us farewell with another bang.

Tonight Lisa Vanderpump reveals that her son Max has found his biological mother! When asked by Andy if he’s planning to meet her and how Lisa feels about this new development, she admits that she wants him to see her. LVP also shares that Max wants to tell his birth mother “thank you” for the life he was able to have because of her decision to give him up.

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When I was scrolling through Instagram and saw that Camille Grammer was on vacation in Hawaii, I could not help flashing back to her iconic Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Season 1 feud with Kyle Richards. The origin of their discord happened off camera when they were discussing Camille’s spring break plans that didn’t include her then-husband Kelsey Grammer. Looking back, that explanation sounds so lame, but the argument that ensued was nothing short of legendary.

More than anything, I wish that initial conversation was filmed, but the fact that it wasn’t added some mystery and intrigue to the Camille vs. Kyle fight. Plus we got that amazing Kyle F bomb when she declared, “You’re such a f***ing liar Camille.” Nevertheless, there’s no way that I could ever see anything about Camille and Hawaii and not picture her complaining that Kyle questioned her for going to Hawaii without Kelsey.

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