Are y’all as glad as I am that the circus we watched in the form of the finale of the Mob Wives reunion is finished? Get it together, Vivica Fox! You’re not part of the cast (although, check her out in that action shot–gotta love Viv!)! After her Twitter war last week where she joined forces with the veteran ladies against Natalie Guercio, I was a tad curious to see what would unfold…until my very exhausted brain realized that the entire reunion was actually filmed before that happened. Oops. Oh well! I was still anxious to see what would unfold after the insanity of part one. At least it opened with a bleeping, bleepity, bleep montage the the dicks and dildos (the things you can now say on television!) that came out of Drita D’avanzo’s mouth throughout the season. It didn’t feel right typing that, I’ll be honest. A blushing Drita is mortified by her mouth, and she admits that “pickles” is her safe word when her oldest daughter catches her cursing like a $%*&$% fool.
Getting into the meat of the series, Renee Graziano’s early season rocky relationships with Big Ang and Drita are highlighted, followed by forgiving Delicious Natalie and her decision to let go and let God. A tearful Renee is upset that she harbored so much hatefulness in her heart, and she apologizes for hurting her friends. Drita admits that she still likes Renee, but she didn’t how she was behaving for the first part of the season. Natalie wishes they had buried their issues earlier but knows they both are too stubborn for that to have happened. Now, Renee is in a good place. One “you go, girl” from Vivica, and we’re treated to an video introduction of Natalie DiDonato, aka, New Natalie, aka Nat D, aka Natalie 2.0, aka Fraudalie (not to be confused with Ratalie, of course!).
Stassi Schroeder has pulled a disappearing act since outing existence of her own sex tape, which she claimed her Vanderpump Rules co-stars tried to to leak to the media out of revenge. Luckily for Stassi, Lisa Vanderpump leapt to her rescue and paid off the unidentified ex-boyfriend in possession of the tape. And as an Executive Producer, Lisa also made sure knowledge of said tape never made it onto the show – until Stassi mentioned it at the reunion.
Lisa is puzzled by Stassi’s attitude towards her co-stars, who were “incredibly loyal,” and she is disappointed by Stassi’s dismissal of the lengths they went to to protect her.
As for how they learned of the sex tape, Lisa confirms Stassi’s ex brought it to SUR. “He comes into the bar and puts it on display. So out of curiosity they looked at it. But no one said anything about it,” she describes. “I didn’t want to see it. It’s disgusting. I decided I’m going to pay to make it go away.”
Because we live in an unfair, shallow world where Kardashianskeep making money, Kendall & Kylie Jennerare experiencing more business growth – for merely existing, I guess – while mom Kris Jenner is not having a problem finding single young men to date her in the wake of her separation from husband Bruce. Ugh!
Just months after big sister Kim’smobile app, Kim Kardashian: Hollywood Universe, was released to 12 year old boys everywhere, Kendall & Kylie have announced that they too will be joining the universe Glu Mobile where you can “Create your own aspiring celebrity and rise to fame and fortune!” (according to the itunes product description).
Ramona Singer is single and officially on the mingle! Since deciding to file for divorce from Mario Singer after years of his infidelities, Ramona has a new lease on life – and love! “I’m definitely out there more – and I’m having fun,” she gushed.
The new season of Real Housewives Of New York will chronicle Ramona dealing with divorce, including her painfully coming to terms with Mario’s affair after a 20-year-marriage. Especially since, if you recall, the last time Bethenny Frankel was a Housewife Ramona and Mario renewed their vows to stave off that 17-year itch!
Freed from Mario, Pinot Fabulous has come out of her shell and Ramona’s social life has gotten more turtle-timey than ever. “I have a lot of friends,” she shares candidly, with accompanying crazy eyes – and now life is all about fun! “I embrace all of their warmth and they embrace me. Life is good!” Is Ramona gonna get one of those “Life Is Good” T-shirts? Life Is Good: Divorce! Life Is Good: Pinot! Life Is Good: Friends With Benefits! Life Is Good: Turtle Time
Andy Cohen has scored his very own channel on SiriusXM satellite radio.
Radio Andy, the name of the channel, will broadcast 24/7 entertainment news, including a weekly radio show hosted by Andy. “This will be the radio extension of my love for pop culture – everything high and low,” announced Andy. “[It will feature] mainly talk from a curated group of celebrities and pop culture fanatics that I love and admire, with some music.”
Unlike Mike, the guido (who should own stock in a hairspray company) has fared far better in a post reality show world. Pauly D makes a killing as a DJ, and it’s only fitting he reward himself with a small treat every now and then.