Kourtney Kardashian must secretly love all things breakfast because this past week she was the guest of honor at not one, but two breakfast-themed baby showers!
Kourtney is due soon with her third child with Scott Disick and their upcoming arrival is being celebrated by her friends and family. Kourtney attended a Breakfast at Tiffany’s baby shower late last week, thrown by her sisters Khloe Kardashian and Kim Kardashian. It looked like a classic/elegant-ish affair. Kourtney said, “Breakfast at Tiffany’s. Thank you to @kimkardashian and @khloekardashian for the magical, unforgettable perfectly charming baby shower.”
But her baby shower over the weekend is the one that has my interest. Kourtney’s friends threw her a pancake and pajama party at IHOP! Brilliant idea. Yesterday she Tweeted a few pics from the second shower – complete with piles of whipped cream and hot cocoa and a cake. Cake for breakfast? This shower gets better by the minute! She shared, “I have the best friends in the world! Sunday morning 9am IHOP in our pajamas! #fancyBabyShower.”
Well, I can’t say Mama June was cast inappropriate because her actions are both dumb and dumber (more like gross and grosser), but the former Here Comes Honey Boo Boo matriarch just announced that she’s appearing in the new Dumb & Dumber To movie!
Let’s all just first recognize that this was filmed before TLC canceled Honey Boo Boo because of June’s relationship with convicted child molester, Mark McDaniel. And before we all learned that it was the same man who actually molested June’s daughter Anna Cardwell.
Anyway, Juneannounced on Facebook that she is appearing in a cameo role as Jeff Daniel‘s wife in the new film.
Kim Kardashian is currently in Australia to promote her new perfume (it smells like her specialty, oiled up plastic) while North West‘s “aunties” take her to the zoo and treat her to her first hot chocolate. Poor Kim is probably anxious to be home with her precious little girl again.
HAHAHA. Just. Kidding.
Actually, Kim is headed to India and Dubai next. North? North who?? While in India, the Keeping Up with the Kardashians fameho will move into the Bigg Boss house as “a guest to interact with the contestants.” Bigg Boss is India’s version of Big Brother. Obviously, the Bigg Boss contestants lost a challenge, and Kim Kardashian is their punishment.
Last night on Real Housewives Of Atlanta a little redemption was served piping hot and brewed strong. Apollo Nida came clean about lies he told about Kenya Moore trying to get with him. The most shocking thing is that everyone was shocked Apollo would lie in the first place; liars lie, and so do criminals.
Lord – these are trying times when I have to type the word “fellatio” over and over again, but so be it. Thank you Bravo.
Apollo decided he could take no more of living in deceit – his soul needed purging, the man must be redeemed. Apparently two steps outside a prison cell he had an epiphany – and he ain’t gonna do bad no more! OK, well not quite, but Apollo finally copped up to lying about Kenya.
Kim Zolciak and her kids spent their Sunday cheering on Kroy Biermann and the Atlanta Falcons, but the day started off with a little glitch. Kim shared that they were nearly denied entrance over a ticketing problem and she took to Instagram to vent about a stadium worker.
Kim shared the photo above and wrote, “We had so much fun today!!! Even driving 3 1/2 hrs there and 3 1/2 hrs back!! couldn’t find our damn car after the game (took us an hour to find where we parked).” She then shared, “some dumb ass wouldn’t let me in the stadium because I didn’t have a ticket for the baby! Thank goodness we have friends in high places and daddy plays (football emoticon) #dont**ckwithmymanmykidsormymoney.”
Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick open this episode of Kourtney & Khloe Take the Hamptons as they are house hunting in the Hamptons. Apparently, Kourtney is super keen on having a house in NY now to maintain the memories and ties Scott has there since his parents have passed. Kourtney would like to deal with his parents estate first, but Scott is just not ready to unload the home and go through it.
Upon returning home, Khloe cannot believe that they are thinking of buying a home since 24 hours prior – they were at each other’s throats (she is such a great voice of reason, that Khloe!). Kourtney acknowledges that it’s pretty messed up that they haven’t resolved their issues but they’re going to have their third kid soon and it’s not like they don’t love each other. Um, what??? People have kids and get divorced/break-up all the time. Khloe gets on the horn with Kim and the most intelligent notion to come out of their mouths is that they both agree Scott and Kourt need therapy ASAP. Read my mind!
On last night’s My Five Wives, the family travels to Seattle to visit the grandparents where we meet the best cast member of this entire series thus far: Brady’s clinically insane father.
Brady Williams gathers the family to discuss their upcoming trip to see his parents in Seattle. The wives have made a quilt for Brady’s mom, who’s been cancer free for 5 years. Brady says the family has been considering moving to Washington State since their current community has shunned them (since they left the faith). Paulie is not a fan of this idea because her grown kids have settled in their current hometown.
First comes love, then comes marriage…now is it time for the baby carriage? Well, for this couple, it was more like, first come reality villains, then comes crystals, then perhaps a Montag-Pratt bambino? Lord help us all!
Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt rose to fame on The Hills as a relatively normal, if not slightly obnoxious couple. However, once they got that first taste of notoriety, the pair continued to violate our television screens as the resident bad guys with a penchant for severe plastic surgery and glassy igneous rocks. They’ve been relatively quiet of late, but I’m not going to hold my breath that they stay that way, given that they’re scheduled to be on the upcoming season of WE’s Marriage Boot Camp. Could they be prepping to become a party of three?