Well, they lit that flame on Wednesday, and that is, like, an eternity ago in the world in which Jenelle lives. Today, the Teen Mom 2 star shared that she's "SINGLE" and committed to "being addicted to relationships" therapy. Oy vey.
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So, when Jenelle Evans tweeted "hello there" Friday night, it took me a few minutes to remember that the Teen Mom 2 star was supposed to be in rehab.
"There were serious problems with the place Jenelle was at in Florida so she transferred facilities and is now relocated," friend Kristin reported yesterday. "Again drugs play no role in why she is there. She left rehab Friday, stayed in a hotel, and flew out of Orlando this morning."
Jenelle spent her free time laying low and reading a book on Twitter, aka the land of drama and haters, after supposedly entering rehab solely to get away from drama and haters. Of course she did.
Last month, an inside source admitted that Jenelle has become "too much of a liability" for MTV. What to do? What to do?
Well, at MTV's request, Jenelle has voluntarily checked herself into a rehab facility. I hope it's better than the ineffectual rehabAmber Portwood visited on Teen Mom. Several sources have confirmed Jenelle's whereabouts… but why is she there? The answer depends on whom you ask.
According to the melodramatic Teen Mom 2 star, Courtland Rogers caused her to have the "most horrible day ever" and now she regrets ever marrying him. Can you feel the passion behind those words? Most. Horrible. Day. Ever.
Considering the mess that is Jenelle's life, I braced myself for what could have possibly led to the "most horrible day ever" and continued reading.
Oh… the anticipation.
Jenelle tweeted, “Found out all of my clothes got pawned at Platos Closet today by @coutryb11, so upset.”
The drama that surrounds Jenelle Evans seriously never ends. Today's news: assault charges, moving on with a "good" friend, continued drug abuse claims, and new baby mama drama.
Jenelle's attorney, Dustin R.T. Sullivan, told E! News that the Teen Mom 2 star has filed charges – four counts of assault on a female with an unborn child – against soon-to-be ex-husbandCourtland Rogers. According to Dustin, Jenelle was "physically assaulted over a period of time" but seems to be "very concerned about her general health and well-being."
Facing a maximum 150 days in jail per charge, Courtland tweeted, "She has put me threw [through] hell and back and I ALWAYS been the best man I could for her. I am devastated and my whole family knows I didn't do that."
Talking to MTV, Jenelle said she was surprised to find out she was pregnant after missing just "a few" birth control pills, adding, "I know a lot of people will say we’re not ready, or judge me from my past. I want to prove to everyone that I can do this. This wasn’t planned, but it happened so we’re taking it as we go."
"Courtland and I are happy and excited now," Jenelle continued. "We have our own place, we’re married, and we’re both working. We know having a child can be difficult, but we’re going to do our best.” After the news broke, Courtland tweeted, "Feels great to be sober and actually get to experience all of this!!! Especially with my WIFE!! 🙂 @PBandJenelley_1 I love u so much!"