Last night was the premiere of Teen Mom 2. In case you have been living in a bomb shelter where twitter does not exist, it gave you the opportunity to catch up on what's been happening with our ever responsible ladies.
Jenelle Evans is still atrocious! After marrying Courtland Rogers, getting arrested 3 zillion times, and getting bailed out 3 zillion times she's back home with mom Barbara and terrorizing their peaceful-ish domestic tranquility with her soulless vortex. Apparently we're supposed to be proud of her or something. We're not. She whines that being a teen mom is like sooo super hard – not sure how she would know since she doesn't even interact with Jace when he's sitting right in front of her.
And since the world that is Jenelle is less stable than a drunk sorority girl on a parade float, she has more news. Jenelle takes a walk with her friend to share that getting off heroin is like hard and she's also like pregnant, so she's decided to get an abortion. How many pregnancies this year? "I should have made him put on a condom," Jenelle whines. "I'm so disappointed in myself." Completely monotone insincerity.
Jenelle's mom Babs supports the abortion since she doesn't want to be raising a second grandchild that Jenelle lost track of while she pursued her intensely fulfilling relationship with twitter. Jenelle is glad Courtland is stuck in jail so she doesn't have to tell him about all of this.
Season five will feature Jenelle dealing with husband Courtland Rogers and boyfriendNathan Griffith, as well as three pregnancies, Chelsea coming to terms with Adam Lind having a second child, and Kail attempting to co-parent with ex-boyfriend Jo Rivera and welcoming a new baby with husband Javi Marroquin. Also, even though Leah andCorey Simms are each remarried to other people now, they come together a lot for the sake of their two girlssesss.
The Teen Mom 2 cast met up in New York City over the weekend to promote the new season and film their reunion show. Check out a few photos from the weekend below – and a new trailer courtesy of OK! magazine.
Are you looking for books to add to your 2014 reading list? Teen Mom 2 star Grumpy CatKailyn Lowry recently shared that her memoir Pride Over Pityis coming soon to a book store near you!
Kail isn't joking about the long process. We first shared news about her book in April – and she said it was almost ready to go then. About the book, Kail originally tweeted, "Not so much about being a teen mom — more about living with an addict and absent father resulting in where I am now."
Mark your calendars for January 21st because our favorite Teen Moms are back with a fifth season of Teen Mom 2!
Jenelle Evans, Kail Lowry, Leah Calvert and Chelsea Houska are inviting us into their lives once again to share their ups and downs. This season they'll cover everything from pregnancies to weddings as well as custody battles and drug battles. Never a dull moment with these girls!
Since MTV moved the show from Mondays, their tagline "Mondays are a mother" no longer works. I vote that their new tagline should be "Tuesdays are a trainwreck".
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Briana added, "We were all shocked but I'm glad I was given a chance to share my story and change others! That's all that matters. Time to move on from MTV and do bigger and better things, and no, I don't mean become a porn star."
No Princess Briana: Couch Bound Teen Mom to look forward to? Bummer.