Well, surprise, surprise Vanderpump Rules fans: Jax Taylor did NOT cheat on Brittany Cartwright! Oh, I’m just kidding – of course he did! I mean Jax probably even did it more than once actually, because Brittany found some false eyelashes in her bathroom once and they didn’t belong to her, or Jax, or Tom Schwartz (who sometimes, when he cries, likes to feel the soft flutter of gently moistened pony lashes on his tender cheeks. It’s comforting. Like a little blanket for his Cabbage Patch Kids face).
Jax apparently cheated with – and potentially knocked up – Brittany’s friend Faith Stowers, who confessed all of this to James Kennedy. Of course – why not confess to Jax’s mortal enemy? James is levitating with glee at this trashy news. Jax vehemently denies it.
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! And I’m not just referring to the holiday season. Vanderpump Rulesis back on TV and I couldn’t be happier. The first episode of Season 6 did not disappoint. Obviously the major story line is that Faith missed her period after she allegedly had sex with is Jax Taylorin front of a sleeping senior citizen that she was supposed to be taking care of, but plenty of other things happened.
Move over Kylie Jenner, there’s a new reality TV makeup entrepreneur getting into the game. Vanderpump Rules cast member Lala Kenthas her one line of cruelty-free lip glosses. I know what you’re thinking, pretty much every female reality star is launching a line of makeup products, but there’s an intriguing twist to this one.
Well, it’s as intriguing as lip gloss could possibly be. Of course, Lala has two Christmas shades, but the others have some names that reference her biggest Vanderpump Rules story lines: her flirtation with James Kennedy and her secret boyfriend.
Last night was the season premiere of Vanderpump Rules. SIX LONG SEASONS I will have been recapping this show, and six long seasons I will have loved every minute of it. Well, OK, not every minute, but a lot of minutes. Last night did not disappoint on this rollercoaster to hell and back. Complete with costumes! But still can the writers over there get a new story besides cheating?!
At SUR, Tom Sandovalis still slinging drinks while dreaming of a less sloppy future. A Tomtastic future with sexy TVs and pot-tinis. Yes, you heard that right: pot-tinis, as in marijuana-laced mixed drinks. That sounds like a YouTube horror story about what teens are getting into to these days.
Lisa Vanderpump is moving forward with Tom-Tom, a restaurant centered around the Toms, and for the low introductory price of $100,000 dollars, paid in installments of $9.99 per month (for life) – taxes and fees apply – the real life Toms can become 10% partners in this glorious venture. One might think old (I used that word intentionally) Tom 1 would be grateful. Instead he is besieged with angst!
The Vanderpump Rules stars celebrated the premiere of the show’s sixth season in the best way they know how: by partying. In my eyes, the real party starts on December 4, when the first episode ends on Bravo. Then again, I was looking through Instagram wishing that I was invited to the actual party that they had.
The party went down at Adults Only, a bar in Los Angeles, and it looked like the perfect place for this wild cast. Apparently, it’s one of those bars with a secret entrance, and it looks like an old school adult movie store complete with naked photos plastering the walls.