So, the season finale of Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills centers around Lisa Vanderpump, a woman who’s been absent for more than half of the season and isn’t presently speaking to most of the cast and Camille Grammer, a woman who isn’t even technically a cast member!
In what was clearly a pact orchestrated to avoid their own legal issues coming to light, the other Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills have focused all of season 11 around phony outrage directed at LVP, who left midway through the season because she couldn’t deal with constantly defending herself to her so-called friends while also grieving for her brother.
Everyone was wondering who the
hyenas ladies were going to turn on during the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills cast trip to Provence. After all, they couldn’t just vacation at a stunning chateau and behave themselves! So, without Lisa Vanderpump or Camille Grammer, who would the willing victim be?
Denise Richards was unable to attend, and even if she did, all the ladies like “season one” Denise, so she would be safe. Lisa Rinna would break a glass on a bitch. Dorit Kemsley oddly is getting along with everyone. Kyle Richards is
pretend best friends with the ladies. That leaves Erika Jayne and Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave as potential targets.
It’s official, Vanderpump Rules fans– Brittany Cartwright and Jax Taylor are hitched! The couple made it official on June 29 and got married at the Kentucky Castle. Nearly every Pumps Rules star was at the wedding. Tom Schwartz and Tom Sandoval performed “best men” duties, while Lala’s fiancé, Randall Emmett, and SUR manager Peter Madrigal stood up for Jax. Katie Maloney attended Brittany as her matron of honor. Lala Kent, Ariana Madix, Scheana Marie, Stassi Schroeder and Kristin Doute served as members of the bridal party. Other Bravo guests included former Summer House stars Stephen McGee and Lauren Wirkus and Southern Charm star Shep Rose.
John Legend and his wife, Chrissy Teigen, are such fans of the show that they were invited to the wedding. Alas, the superstars didn’t attend. Can you imagine if they had been there, and John serenaded the couple at their reception?
We all know Mohamed Hadid. Father of supermodels, Gigi and
not-Gigi Bella Hadid. Ex-husband of Lyme disease survivor (#neverforget) Yolanda Foster. Or is it Hadid? I can’t keep up with Yolanda’s illnesses or last names. Viewers would also recognize Mohamed as a close friend of Lisa Vanderpump, showing up occasionally on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills.
Mohamed is also a billion-dollar real estate mogul. A
completely non-shady businessman devoted to building some of the most luxurious pads in California. Recently one of these pricey mansions got Mohamed in some hot water. After violating certain codes, Mr. Money found himself on the receiving end of some community service. But the insanely wealthy are not like us. They have people on-hand to take care of every request, from screwing in a light bulb to scrubbing the toilet. Except for Kyle Richards, of course. She does everything herself! So if you thought you would see mega-rich Mohamed on the side of the road picking up trash, think again. He’s got people for that…
Camille Grammer has had a dramatic season on Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. She wed David C. Meyer in Hawaii. Even though Camille personally asked Lisa Vanderpump to come to her nuptials, Lisa refused because of all the “puppy gate” fall-out with her
former friends co-stars.
Then Camille lost her house in the California wildfires. Camille was about to have her feet held to a different sort of fire when the Beverly Hills ladies confronted Camille about her flip-flopping feelings about LVP.
It’s been one long season of the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills. Made even longer by Teddi Mellencamp Arroyave’s constant interjection on every discussion that includes and doesn’t include her. She had her hands dirty in puppygate, and meddled in the argument between Kyle Richards and PK Kemsley. Camille Grammer said it best when she dubbed her, “Know-it-all Teddi.”
Camille threw that nickname in Teddi’s face again when the
mean girls ladies all gathered for dinner to celebrate Dorit Kemsley’s soon to be discounted swimwear display at Kitson. Teddi did her usual tit for tat and called Camille two faced for talking about Dorit behind her back. And of course, Teddi has an explanation for her actions. Just don’t hold her accountable for them.
Lisa Vanderpump has suffered a series of losses in a short time. Her brother Mark passed away in April 2018. Most recently, she lost her mother, Jean Vanderpump in June. On top of this, LVP had to exit Real Housewives of Beverly Hills because of puppy-gate. When it rains it pours. Right now Lisa is in the middle of a hurricane.
In times like this, it’s important to receive support from the people in your life. So far, we know that Camille Grammer has publicly shared support. Even forever nemesis Brandi Glanville has shared her condolences with LVP on Twitter. Fans haven’t seen other current or past Housewives reach out to Lisa. Apparently, it’s our business.
Congratulations to the new Mr. and Mrs. Cauchi. Cauchi is Jax Taylor’s actual last name in case anyone forgot. And, yes, Jax and Brittany Cartwright tied the knot during a weekend-long extravaganza in a Kentucky castle.
Every single Vanderpump Rules cast member was a part of the wedding. Well, except for James Kennedy, Raquel Leviss, and Billie Lee, who were not invited, obviously. Other than that, Kentucky was full of Bravolebrities.