On last night’s Real Housewives Of Atlantamost of the ladies shocked me by putting on their big girl panties and behaving like actual adults. It was like visiting the Twilight Zone with the elegant, sophisticated ladies of Sheree Whitfield‘s dreams.
Porsha Williams finally learned the meaning of the word “accountability” and Cynthia Bailey realized if there’s one thing she discovered in her disastrous co-dependency with NeNe Leakes it’s to honor the friend contracts of her heart. Also, Marlo Hampton may have the best wardrobe, but she and her cat eye glasses are as messy as a litter box and need to be dumped!
You know what I despise about Housewives, how they’ll be in a gorgeous restaurant, all dressed up, then ruin it before the food even arrives! NeNe thinks Porsha deserves to be punished for what she did to NeNeKandi Burruss. And that punishment is THE DOOR IS CLOSED.
Before we head into another dramatic episode of The Real Housewives of Atlanta, Porsha Williams shares her two cents on her issues with NeNe Leakes. Porsha says she’s trying her hardest to maintain her composure and reveals her desire to keep the door open to a future friendship with NeNe.
On her dinner disaster with NeNe Leakes, she says she wasn’t shocked that things escalated so quickly between them. “NeNe was mad at me at Cynthia’s party, and I was bothered by that Watch What Happens Live clip. I knew we had to still talk things through, so of course, seeing that she had brought Marlo for back up, it was a sure sign she was going to try to show out! The whole time that I was listening to her and defending myself, I just kept thinking that all she had to do was tell the truth. ‘Yes, I said it, and I hate that it made you feel that way.’ That’s literally all she had to say.”
Of course, Kandi Burruss usually tries to stay out of the fray when it comes to the ladies’ drama, but thanks to a nasty rumor last year started by Phaedra Parks and perpetuated by Porsha Williams, she hasn’t succeeded as much as she’d like. This season, with Phaedra gone, Kandi is doing her best to avoid Porsha without making the other women uncomfortable. However, this week, NeNe came for Porsha and stood up for Kandi all in the same screaming match.
Lines have been drawn and wigs have been adjusted on The Real Housewives Of Atlanta – and we’re still at the starting line! Already, Cynthia Bailey is making no bones about who she supports in the Kim Zolciak versus Kenya Moore feud that will be raging all season long. She’s #TeamTwirl all the way, and she says so in her blog this week.
Cynthia admits that both Kim and Kenya said awful things to each other at NeNe Leakes’ party, but claims Kim was ultimately in the wrong for questioning Kenya’s marriage. “Although both ladies said some horrible things about each other during their argument, I honestly feel like Kim came into Casa Leakes coming for Kenya, and Kenya did not send for her! I think there would have been less drama had Kim been tardy for this party, LOL!”
Porsha cannot get over NeNe answering a hypothetical question about who she would fire during a Watch What Happens Live appearance. NeNe will not own up to what she said and now she’s going in on Porsha on behalf of Kandi Burruss. I’m really just waiting for Kandi to blow up at Porsha since Porsha did spread rumors that Kandi wanted to date rape her, but Kandi refuses to acknowledge her existence… except for those Porsha shit talking sessions during her staff meetings.
What is it with these ladies on Real Housewives Of Atlanta? NeNe Leakes‘ husband Gregg is having serious health problems, and Kenya Moore‘s grandmother – who raised her! – just died, yet they’re all OK, let’s ditch everything to go party in San Francisco because Sheree Whitfield‘s life coach decided she needs some ME TIME. So, let Sheree take that ME without YOU time – y’all have other things going on!
So Sheree’s ‘doctor’s note’ means she decided to become a life coach herself and stage a rejuvenation from drama bonding trip. Remember how well that worked for Phaedra Parks?! Excuse me, but didn’t NeNe and Kenya actually hate Sheree like 15 minutes ago? Also, why San Francisco? Is there some secret prisoner’s girlfriend seminar happening?
Last night, NeNe Leakes hosted a party with a theme that sounded more like a choose your own adventure book. It was girls and gays wearing white who should never forget while eating seafood. We’re not sure what they’re not supposed to forget since NeNe never made that clear. My guess: they’re supposed to remember that NeNe Leakes is the queen of Real Housewives Of Atlanta.
The strangest thing was, this party happened the day after Gregg was released from the hospital for something having to do with an irregular heartbeat, and instead of researching pacemakers, NeNe was researching topless male waiters and choosing themes from the Sheree Whitfield Collection Of Castoff Party Flops. Also, this was after NeNe was late to Gregg’s surgery so she could attend Sheree’s 70’s-70 party.