Last night the ladies ofReal Housewives of Atlanta took their bickering and kill'em with kindness values to Las Vegas where things got um… well things got as invasive as a gynecological exam. There were strip clubs, Bedroom Kandi parties, and a marriage intervention with Porsha Stewart because apparently being a prude is so last season, right NeNe Leakes?
Things begin with Cynthia Bailey and Kenya Moore swapping moisturizer (Kenya doesn't want to be called "ashy feet" again!) and discussing dinner the night before as they pack for Vegas. Apparently the two are now BFF… when did this happen? I mean that's fine but didn't they hate each other a few episodes ago and now all of the sudden Cynthia is the only person Kenya can trust on this show?
Anyway, Kenya doesn't feel comfortable explaining to the other women that the reason she and Walter Jackson broke up is because the whole relationship was fake to begin with and he was tired of people around town actually thinking he would wife that. Mmmm-mmmmm! Walter is not about to ring Krayonce. He is not some hillbilly Kroy Biermann who is going to get run over by the Gold Digger Express.
Ok, Ok… my cynical heart has slightly thawed because this is the most hilariously fabulous thing I've ever seen. LuAnn de Lesseps has some serious competition in the outrageously ridiculous Housewives music video department in the form of Kenya Moore!
I may be reading too much into this, but I thinkNeNe Leakes just confirmed on Twitter that she's gearing up for a talk show of her very own!
When a Twitter follower praised NeNe tonight, telling her how funny she is and that she'd be praying for Mizz Leakes to get her own talk show, the Real Housewives of Atlanta star responded with "Coming Soon"!
Did she just drop a news bomb on us? Or is it too good to be true? I AM still waiting for Miss Moscato to show up on my liquor store shelf!
Look out Bethenny…there may be some new competition in town!
What is it with Real Housewives of Atlanta and baby issues? Two seasons ago it was the controversy over Phaedra Parks' very suspect due date. Last season it was black baby gate and this season it is apparently baby NAME gate and the surrounding controversy over who has claim to the name Kash.
Kandi Burruss shared on last week's episode that she always dreamed of a son named Kash, so imagine her surprise when former friend Kim Zolciak announced that her youngest son was named Kash Kade (aka dishsoap) Biermann.
In her Bravo blog, Kandi gives her perspective on the name that apparently everyone wants! Except me. Just for the record, I do not want the name Kash.
Do not be late to a party hosted by Ms. NeNe Leakes or you will likely find yourself hanging out in your designer shoes (and unflattering leopard print pants) in the driveway begging for a doggybag!
Last week the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta were over two hours late to a dinner party hosted by Ms. Leakes and she dejected them at the door. Many wondered why, if you were so tardy for the party, you wouldn't call ahead?
Cynthia Baileyreveals that she did call NeNe to communicate their lateness, and even though she was ready on time she decided to stay and wait for the other ladies.
"I had been communicating with NeNe since we landed, and I knew she was a little stressed trying to get the dinner party together for us because of her work schedule. At one point, I actually thought about offering to come a little early to help her out.
Until Sheree got wind of it and took her to court! Unfortunately for Miss She by SheBroke, not only did the judge essentially throw her pleas out of court deciding she was NOT being stalked, but we learned it was confirmed that she is not even the owner of Chateau Sheetrock and Sticks.
Number one biter Kenya Moore just launched Booty Boot Camp, her derriere inspired workout video (which looks much more professional than Phaedra's) and it is so far doing well on Amazon.
The Real Housewives of Atlanta star's workout DVD is ranked as #44 in Movies & TV > DVD > Exercise & Fitness compared to Phaedra's Phine Booty which is currently ranking at #3,545 in Movies & TV. Strangely Phaedra's Volume 1 has also doubled in price since its initial release.
Unfortunately for Kenya, her DVD is being slammed with accusations of fake 5-star reviews! HA! Most of the good reviews were written BEFORE the DVD actually released. It hit markets only today. So, is Kenya pulling a Jill Zarin and beefing up her own reputation to compete with Phaedra?
Only time will tell whose booty buster has what it takes. Or in this case, what's real and what's a silicone implant. Allegedly, of course!
TELL US – WHOSE DVD WILL SELL BETTER: KENYA OR PHAEDRA'S?
Last night the ladies of Real Housewives of Atlanta brought their southern notions and their southern concepts of time to LA. And apparently in LA no one is ever late.
Things begin with the ladies traveling via trains, planes, and hummer limos (but thankfully not on a platoon of Louwee VeeTAWN luggage) to NeNe Leakes' house in the Hollywood Hills. She must have rented Chateau Sheree, the LA Version because the road to get there is completely under construction and the limo driver informs them they can walk the rest of the way up.
NeNe has to drive down and get them in her SUV and the house turns out to be gorgeous. NeNe's is hosting a fabulous dinner party so she can introduce her Hollywood friends to her cast mates. She wants the ladies to arrive back at her house by 9pm sharp for a sit-down dinner, even though it's the day they landed and they have like six minutes to get ready and traverse down the hill on foot to meet their limo and schlep all across town. No one is thrilled.