So, Loony Lips back? Like as in like a Housewife back?! Since being fired from Real Housewives Of Beverly Hills because of her dark and twisted storyline that involved her husband Russell Armstrong‘s suicide and her own very public nervous breakdown, Taylor Armstrong has gotten remarried and started a whole new life… in Colorado. Now sources are saying she may return to the show that made her lips a household name.
If one boob job is good, five are better! At least that’s what Real Housewives of Orange County’sTamra Judge thinks. Having recently gone through her fifth breast surgery, Tamra dishes about the long and winding road that’s brought her, and her “girls,” to where she is today. Claiming she has no regrets about any of her plastic surgeries, Tamra says, “It is what it is. It’s a personal choice and for me. I don’t do it for the public or my husband. It’s something you do to make yourself feel better.”
Tamra went through her first breast augmentation surgery after she had her first child because she “just wanted a little perk.” That little perk turned into four more surgeries down the road – to augment, reduce, and augment again! “Then I got them done after my third kid. I thought that instead of getting a lift, I’d fill in the extra skin,” says Tamra. “That was a big mistake because then they were too big.” She went on to get the implant size reduced, but viewers of RHOCmay remember Tamra actually having her implants fully removed 3 years ago post-divorce in order to feel like “her” again. That’s not where the story ends, though, as Tamra has since put those suckers right back in. Guess we’re all in for a “new and 5th-time improved Tamra” on the upcoming RHOC season!
Yes, Taylor even invited Adrienne Maloofand her ex-husband Paul Nassif, she was so desperate for TV cameras but she didn't feel Brandi could behave! "Because it was during the reunion [special] and I didn’t know, that was week to week because the seating chart was one of the most complicated things," the Couples Therapy star explains. Taylor kept all the drama focused on herself because she kept the RHOBH bunch apart. “I separated everyone."
Taylor also reveals to Us Weekly that Rambles Richards "pulled a Kim" and didn't show up. What was Kim so furious at Lisa Vanderpump for again? #hypocrite. Maybe Kim skipped because she's feeling salty that she was fired!
Last night on Couples Therapy, Dr. Jenn Berman and Dr. Mike Dow asked the four couples and one lone bird to "let out their past demons" by destroying a house. And the Couples Therapy Award for Disturbing Anger Issues goes to Jon Gosselin. This guy need serious help with anger management. Like, real therapy, not made for reality TV therapy.
Whitney says she tries to be sensitive to Sada's needs, but she wishes Sada would speak up if she's missing the mark. Sada says she knows Whitney's not a mind reader. However, she follows that with, but communication is reading your partner's cues and emotions. Oh Sada. Is there any hope for her? On a positive note, she does understand that she projects her issues onto Whitney.
Out of the blue, Farrah Abraham crawls into bed withTaylor Armstrong and John Bluher for a "bed shot" picture. You can take the girl out of the porn, but you can't take the porn out of the girl. Taylor plays along despite the fact that she hatesFarrah's guts. Because, cameras!
Picking up where we left off, Sada and Taylor talking to Jon Gosselin and Liz Jennetta about how bitchy Liz is to Jon. Surprisingly Liz takes it well and listens to what Sada says and Taylor slurs.
The next day, Dr. Jenn talks to Jon alone because she feels his relationship is doomed if he doesn’t start to demand respect from Liz. Jon truly believe Liz loves him. Then, he says he dated a lot of women and felt the best connection with Liz, and I stare at my TV in disbelief. Who are these women who want to date Jon Gosselin?!? Seriously! Dr. Jenn wishes Jon luck, adding, “You need to come from a place of strength, not a place of woundedness.”
Viewers of Real Housewives of Beverly Hills have never felt indifferent towards the resident duck-lipped, wine swilling misfit of Rodeo Drive. No, I'm not talking about Kim Richards. Taylor Armstrong always garners strong feelings from fans of the show. The woman once packed herself in a suitcase for goodness' sake! However, this season, Taylor, while still every bit the train wreck of seasons past, has certainly come into her own.
Taylor is no longer kissing the arses of her wealthy co-stars, and she's even taken to making fun of herself on Watch What Happens Live. Now, she's waxing poetic about her new beau who, as you all remember, was her married attorney John Bluher. Things are looking up for Ms. Hughes!