Kristen Doute Blames Tom Sandoval and Ariana Madix For Her Crazy Behavior

kristen doute and tom sandoval cry it out in Miami on Vanderpump Rules

Kristen Doute‘s full-scale psychosis raised massively huge serious red flags on this week’s episode of Vanderpump Rules. Kristen attempts to explain herself by blaming everyone else and continues to spin more otherworldly delusion. 

First of all Kristen insists Ariana Madix was doing mean things too! Like we’re all 6 and playing tattle-tale. How about stop stalking her and Ariana might stop giving you dirty looks?! “I won’t deny the occasional (and admittedly immature) dirty look or side comment towards Ariana, but we both played it the same way.”

“She says Jax would sleep with ‘anything’ as an attempt to insult me, but yet she’s dating my ex?” complains Kristen. “For someone who’s so above me, she certainly spends a lot of time talking about me. The victim game she was playing with her crocodile tears in the cab blew my mind. Are we watching the same show?


No Kristen – we are not. I know this because you actually think you are sane, which means we are certainly NOT watching the same show. So? Ariana threw you some shade, but you said you wanted to literally throw her under a train!!! 

“She seemed to be doing just fine while dousing herself with chardonnay on the boat the day before. It really bothered me to hear Katie knocking me in order to raise Ariana’s spirits,” Kristen ranted. “If only she could walk a block in my shoes and Schwartz cheated on her then left for someone else who she was forced to be around, I’m sure she’d be singing a very different tune.”

DEAR KRISTEN (a letter from a concerned viewer),

Indeed: are we watching the same show? Because the show I watched showed YOU admitting to cheating on Tom with his best friend – twice. One time having sex on the sofa while Tom was asleep in your bed – in the next room. After that Tom broke up with you, as any person with 1/4 of a brain would, he then started dating someone new. That’s called “moving on from a toxic relationship.” It seems the person playing the “victim game” is YOU! Except you are losing, because we know the truth. 

Apparently denial is not only the longest river in Egypt, but the most potent cocktail at SUR. I digress. So does Kristen, she now explains that seeing Tom Sandoval cry confirmed that he understood how he wronged her. “It’s not that I enjoyed seeing Tom cry, but I was glad his hard shell had finally cracked,” Kristen explains. “As for most people, anger is the easiest emotion to portray.”

“When I dated Tom, I didn’t have a lot of self worth and was extremely insecure. I wanted validation from him that I wasn’t the only one who had a hard time with our breakup. Clearly Tom and I had both been drinking and allowed ourselves to be vulnerable during that conversation,” continues Kristen

“I was hoping for a friendship with Tom post-conversation, but I’ve come a long way (light years) regarding my feelings about Tom since Miami and will catch you up at the reunion!” Is Kristen serious?! After that conversation she continued her tirade against Ariana and threats to break them up. And next week she invites the girl in Miami Tom supposedly cheated with to SUR to confront him. Kristen. 

Yeah, this blog really reaffirms that Kristen has come “light years” – maybe light years towards the crazy.


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